At Number 18, there was something very small and very polite
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND SIX. Do come in and share this packet of courtesy with me... I could make some tea.
31 October 2010
30 October 2010
Microphone intimidation
Swindon began to realise it wasn't just his imagination
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND FIVE.
29 October 2010
28 October 2010
27 October 2010
26 October 2010
25 October 2010
Copious cochineal cloudscape
... and the pencils who mistook themselves for plasticine
DAY THREE HUNDRED.
24 October 2010
23 October 2010
Ice cream: a salutary tale
One's choice of garment should not be based on visual appeal alone
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY EIGHT.
22 October 2010
The handshake festival
An event generally well attended by men in jumpers
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY SEVEN.
21 October 2010
20 October 2010
19 October 2010
Hats and dogs
Rolfe and Perry, two very smartly accessorised canines
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR. More beautiful textures from the fragrant Lost and Taken.
18 October 2010
The invisibility meeting
By mutual agreement, neither speakers nor audience appeared that night
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY THREE.
17 October 2010
Feline grammar
Mimi the cat demonstrates the possessive apostrophe in "the cat's pyjamas"
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY TWO.
16 October 2010
They're round
They're the personification of the stuff in your laundry detergent, aren't they?
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY ONE.
15 October 2010
Random acts of kindling
"I'm telling you," sighed Arthur, "this really has to stop."
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY.
14 October 2010
Donuts, scones and pikelets
Tonight, I'll be demonstrating a new method of illumination
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY NINE.
13 October 2010
Self posting envelope
Discontinued line - please do not make order enquiries
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY EIGHT.
12 October 2010
Battle frocks
Glenda and Diane's cat versus dog frock off, January 1962
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SEVEN.
11 October 2010
Ivor's portable puddle
Necessity is the mother of retention, whatever that means
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SIX.
10 October 2010
Hey, sticky tape bird
Rare sighting, this one
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FIVE. Many thanks to Fudgegraphics for the sticky tape brushes.
9 October 2010
Broadcast quality Elliot
By his 9th birthday, he should be audible on all continents
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FOUR.
8 October 2010
7 October 2010
Mollusc advertising
When moving into a neighbourhood, a little advance publicity does wonders
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY TWO.
6 October 2010
5 October 2010
Ponderment
Pondering was his favourite thing, no matter what company he was in
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY.
4 October 2010
Miss Carmella's reflected glory
She felt like a little icy jewel, teetering at the mirror's edge
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY NINE.
3 October 2010
Potato guard
Potatoes make excellent sentries: they won't move a muscle, except on a slope.
DAY TOW HUNDRED AND SEVENTY EIGHT.
2 October 2010
At the jelly bean silos
All the beans had been captured, except one
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY SEVEN.
1 October 2010
These old legs
They were always coercing him to have a little sit down
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY SIX.
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