29 November 2010

A chicken interviews


Vox pop by dancing chicken. What? You wanted an explanation?

DAY THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY FIVE.

28 November 2010

27 November 2010

Cakehouse


They say it takes an army of icing specialists to maintain it

DAY THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY THREE. Happy Birthday H.V.M.

26 November 2010

The out-of-scale kid


Clearly he hadn't done enough research about this planet

DAY THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY TWO.

25 November 2010

24 November 2010

From the Innovation Chronicles


New advertising blobs fail to ignite public interest, March 1950

DAY THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY.

23 November 2010

The discussion went


"Can you see anything down there?" ... "Only more of those pointing fingers"

DAY THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY NINE.

22 November 2010

The pilot programme


Mondays, 11AM. This week: Knob Twiddling. Rated G

DAY THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY EIGHT.

21 November 2010

How time passes


Turns out it's by aqueduct

DAY THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY SEVEN.

20 November 2010

Escape tedium


Emerge into ... marginally more exciting tedium

DAY THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX.

19 November 2010

A quieter frock


Delphine wondered what had caused them all to dress so loudly

DAY THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE.

18 November 2010

Better than gravy in a box


Ah Grandma! Instant genie action and just like the real thing

DAY THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FOUR.

17 November 2010

The Failed Sneeze Department


Have you ever wondered where they went? Now you know

DAY THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THREE. Thanks to the nice man who pointed the way there to me today.

16 November 2010

Displayed


Mr Penshurst was a serial shop window hopper

DAY THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY TWO.

15 November 2010

D.I.Y Rule Number 1


No Project Too Silly. Or is that No Protagonist?

DAY THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY ONE. The management would like to point out that this rule is essentially the same for blogging.

14 November 2010

Observers' hazard


On quiet afternoons, they were prone to the odd hallucination

DAY THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY.

13 November 2010

Torchlight singer


Lola loves a spotlight, but only a very weak one

DAY THREE HUNDRED AND NINETEEN.

12 November 2010

Sunlight martinet


Any second now, she would order them to walk the plank

DAY THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTEEN.

11 November 2010

10 November 2010

Meanwhile at odd corner


Mr Rory Column continued to wait for his blind date

DAY THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTEEN.

9 November 2010

Slow drying afternoon


Lettie enjoys a holiday from the hair dryer, September 2004

DAY THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN.

8 November 2010

7 November 2010

6 November 2010

5 November 2010

Afoot on a Friday


"What if" he thought, "I took the pencils on a weekly field trip?

DAY THREE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN.

4 November 2010

3 November 2010

In passing, at twilight


She saw boys in pyjamas having a picnic, and weird lights in the sky

DAY THREE HUNDRED AND NINE.

2 November 2010

Watermelon shop


The only dedicated watermelon shop in town

DAY THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHT.

1 November 2010

No ordinary rain


Orderly queues began to form for a view of the strange rain

DAY THREE HUNDRED AND SEVEN.