28 February 2011

Jaunty Wood


It was a rather lively spot for an afternoon stroll

27 February 2011

Mrs Rolling Pin


He was only minutes from discovering it wasn't a dream

26 February 2011

Brilliantine


Oswald was never the same after drinking the barracks dry of brilliantine

25 February 2011

Eggs, basket


"It was too soon to draw a conclusion," he thought, as he skidded over the frozen river

24 February 2011

Deficiency


The blind on this window appears to have some sort of deficiency

23 February 2011

Better company


 It turns out that some accessories are better company than many people

22 February 2011

Considering


Yes, he was getting pretty good at considering

21 February 2011

A story about dusting


Nobody ever seems to return from that far corner of the library

20 February 2011

The fifth floor is bland


Its occupants are encouraged to cultivate a slightly blank expression

19 February 2011

Exclusive rain


She's begun to regret having herself waterproofed

18 February 2011

The afternoon wears on


One practises being bossy, one feigns attention, one is absorbed with 
nothing in particular and one goes to sleep because that's his job

17 February 2011

Bird recognition


That comfortable feeling of familiarity has descended

16 February 2011

Cocktail onion hour


Whittling the things into shape was taking far longer than expected

15 February 2011

Garaged


Mr Plunkett and his home-built beast prepare to break out

14 February 2011

Valentine's play


It concerns two glove puppets who suspect an inkblot test conspiracy

13 February 2011

An audit


"We built this one for spectators"

12 February 2011

Hot drink on wheels


Beverage of your choice: free; explanation: twenty quid

11 February 2011

Camouflage or flattery


Either way, it induced a curious hypnotic stupor

10 February 2011

A story about labour


Man takes home big cheque

9 February 2011

One of those dreams


It was the one with the primed alarm clock at the centre of the universe

8 February 2011

Books and contemplation


Shhhh... we'd better just let him get on with it

7 February 2011

In room 36


Testers were asked to smile into a box

6 February 2011

Button pushing competition


The new traffic light just seems to attract them

5 February 2011

Lonely phone box


He bore their lack of interest, even their disdain, with equanimity

4 February 2011

Sugarbowl


Was it a talisman, a beacon? Were we meant to applaud?

3 February 2011

Staring


They're staring, but only because you stared first

2 February 2011

Weird pier


It was a finger of film noir pointing almost nowhere

1 February 2011

Audio in progress


I'm sorry, but he can't talk to anybody right now