My dear, the people!

Milling about, full of purpose in the dwindling light

While she was sleeping

Time decided to take off its cardigan

Choose to snooze

Try a refreshing nap in our Symmetry Lounge

Dessicated soup

Something to try when the scenery begins to look boring

Do mushrooms go boating?

It's a perfectly reasonable question

At the tearooms

There was some consternation when they turned out to be miniature

Foldaway

Everything will be fine as long as it all bounces back in the morning

On Giant Bird Hill

It pays not to wear creaky shoes

Accidental fisherman

When taking an afternoon nap under newspaper, expect the unexpected

Twilight robbery

In the failing light, it became obvious that someone was nicking the twigs

Gloves say no

Especially to orange juice with the consistency of peanut butter

No high five

The Blue Team are deploying restrained celebration techniques

The Obscure Furniturists Movement

Only the pamphlet survives to admonish us for our dullness

Acorn knitting club

From little knitters, big jumpers may eventually grow

* * *

If today is your 100th birthday, you are in excellent company

Green lamplight

Tonight, he thought he might go home the long way round

Three dimensional figures

Count them. See?

Passing train

Traditionally, it's the inexplicable that provokes the most explanations

Country catwalk

In this version, the clothes stand still and the customers walk back and forth

Gum

The invention of useful bubble gum, March 2007

My new leash

"Last week I bought a new leash, so the old lady won't wander off as easily"

The illuminations

Mr Arable has a thousand watt smile, but his shirts exceed all expectations

Glance backward

How is this rear vision thing supposed to work, exactly?

Approximately uniform

We guarantee uniformly approximate results

Plus fours

When he dressed that morning, he'd hoped to bolster his confidence

That little man

He sits in the window for hours, attracting very small aircraft

Moo

Welcome to Approximation Farm

Look behind you

While we introduce this new character

Gnomes have observed

That people are quaint

Failed message

It was that one about not putting your feet on the desk

Busking subway vegetables

So far, they'd just relied on shock value, but takings were down

Meanwhile

"That's right" said the penguin, "it's Spring over on that side"