Another day in showbiz

"Boom tish," thought the vocalist's dog

Unicycles don't look like this

We thought you ought to know, but we don't plan to elaborate

Duck shoeing gallery

Roll up, roll up

Directions

A new ambivalence is about to take hold in the world of signage

The life investigative

"Apart from the kit," he told his protégé, "there's the question of posture"

At the new salon

Transformations have become slightly more radical

What's that echo?

To find out, we asked the Cavernous Spaces spokesperson

Supervisory role

It's working rather well; he's the only one who can't see he's the supervisor of nothing

How the cup half lives

Some full, some empty, some with glasses (full or empty)

Dodge them

Storm-powered toddler motoring madness

Another fine example

Of dynastic portraiture

Dressing for dinner

Should we be worried? Yes, we probably should

Zapped

And that was another thing they had in common

The ballad of funny bone

A short, sharp ditty they play in Sideshow Alley

Tourism

The snowman hoped nobody would spot his inappropriate footwear

Biscuit paradigm

"I have caufed to be built a moft remarkable model factorie"

Jumpers, skirts and headwear

Sometimes one succumbs to a stronger sphere of influence

Unexpected zero gravity

Cricket jumpers. Beat grasshoppers.

Outside consultants

Almost immediately they regretted not taking the video conference option

Great knitted escapees

They were breaking out, and they were only taking their favourite toy

Division of labourer

Housework was taking its toll

Watery features

He decided to put to sea, where he and his surroundings might have more in common

Hut 3 illusion

"Smaller up close, isn't it?" muttered the horse

Noticed while waiting

The wallpaper was on sideways, and there was an odd swooshing noise

Side door

We are currently experiencing some difficulties; please use the side door

The non-conformists' songbook

In the lounge, he realised he'd have to write his own

Unpermission

"it's not what you look at, it's what you see..." thought Ratty

Frivolous figment

"The point is," the figment was saying, "you need a distraction."

Rudiments for beginners

Once upon a time, surveillance was just a glimmer in somebody's eye

Button attraction

The circus that ran away to join the button

From some future

The boy from the British school novel knew he'd discovered a mistake