Lance windows

After work at the Punch & Judy show, he admires his wife and windows

You mean streets

We mean business

Still life with cooker

Objects chosen by robot. Texture love from Love Textures

Do you remember that works' outing?

Or was it not quite as elaborate?

So-so telepathic

Members of the So-So Telepathic Society attempt to think the minutes

On the town

The lads always go to town on a Fryday

Garden watchers

10% unobtrusive surveillance, 90% soporific sunshine

A position in the country

The job of Twig Inspector is best taken seriously

The purple patch

When travelling through this area, kindly observe local customs

Into the golden silence

The sunlight fell with a small click

The bridge wot I wrote

Structural engineer waxes lyrical

Retales: Time passes

It transpires that the thrill of spending is a saleable item. Success! 

Retales: Spotty Shop

The stock had a slight tendency to overwhelm

Retales: Tea Dispensary

It wasn't meant to be a large-scale operation, just a coin operation

Retales: Wrapping stall

Evidently it's not advisable to demonstrate on the customers

Plate of space

Explanations will be available at the side door between 6:00 and 6:02 pm

Thoughts on a train

Some thought of arriving, some thought of home, some were trainspotters

Impractical accessories

On reaching this mutual agreement, they used the wall for leaning on

Plot

First they'd installed tree substitutes, now he feared for the clouds

Legend of the ballroom

Awkwardness explained, but all other explanations lacking

The point

His purpose in life is to reassure you there really is a point

Day in the life of Auntie X

Bird in flight by Daisy Morgan

Auntie X thinking what she wants to do by May Morgan

Achieving flight by whatever means by Auntie X

Many thanks to my guest bloggers Daisy, 6 and May, 5 for permission to include their images today. It seems we were all on the same wavelength. 

Thank you, petal

Harmony in the garden

Critical distinction

The man on the left is a dummy; the man on the right is a dummy

Stare too long

And discover six sides to everything

Phenomenon Number 73

Not all imaginary friends look alike

Solidarity

And, though they hide it well, solidity

Paraphernalia of the bent spoon

Part illusion, part distraction, part distortion pedal

Tree replacement

We're thinking of asking the pensioners if they'd like a new job

Salesmanship

It was only when the hand dryer wagged its tail that he decided to try it

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Textural plushness via Valleys in the Vinyl

My brush with ironmongery

"In days gone by, I was obsessed by hairpins," she murmured