Uniform diversity

Almost as common as diverse uniformity

Thin ice in Blackpool

Our new six part docudrama is starting in just minutes

Indigestion of the mind

Or merely a mild disgruntlement with one's hairdresser

Tea toast

Here's to your cup of tea

Rainbowsmiths

This occupation demands years of practice

Life outdoors

It's where the views are

This piece of string

Should answer most of your questions

Streets of steam

The world in a teapot? Don't mind if I do

How they laughed

Not why they laughed

Hearts and flowers and cactus

Because cactus is easier to draw than baked beans on sticks

At unspecified co-ordinates

Number Two meets Number Seven

Bizarre boot triangle

Seldom documented until now

Conversation lollies

That was then; this is now, or will be when you read this

Flimsy platform

"Today, let's discuss going down the tubes versus balancing on this paper thin... paper

How to wear a hill

Remember, it may take some years to find the hill that suits you best

It was the dolls

Ventriloquism as a legal defence

Is it outfall?

No, it's overset

Rhubarb rhubarb

The lost art of conversation has been traced to a hat on the edge of town

Describe yourself

Rural, with woodgrain

Quite pushy

That's how it seems on the other side

Ms Consumer Confidence

It appears she jumped in November

That unusual van

They say it's full of unnamed things; then they name them

The literal supplement

Yours to lift out and keep

Wire

The signal will find you somehow

Theory of milling about

May require:

A. Something to look at

B. A rumour that there is something to look at

C. A queue-like formation

D. A clump-like formation

E. A badge, hat, uniform, or shared facial expression

F. Boredom

But then, it's only a theory

The leaping squad

Saturdays are leaping practice days

About these sleeves

They're green

Fishies

She thought of nothing; The fish thought about string theory

Such expressive hands

Such excessive insects

New November looks

Wholly dissimilar to our October styles