Salutation-irrigation

May you always walk in a world that welcomes you

Happy 2012

Not a circus

Dear Ma & Pa,

I have moved to another city,

and joined a team

advertising dentistry

Yet another coal face

Stand back, we are at the forelock of hair technology

Firmamentally yours

That's two year's worth done. 

Thank you for looking.

Let's wander over there now...

Great new trinket

Ah, but I expect you've already got one

You can relax

We are running things

The post is another country

May the mystery be with you

Before the world was wide

We were looking for a certain ratio

This way to that

We had sophisticated directional equipment

Rosy glow

The past was never just black and white

Recorded history suggests

Buying music in shops was a revelation

Look back in amber

After dinner we played traffic lights and it was smashing

The uncomplicated past

We could play in the street till bedtime

Parachmoots

You know that door in the sky? 

You could do with a polish

Another chapter in the endless saga of subjective... er... thingy

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I don't mention it often enough, but this blog owes a lot to 

texture creator Caleb Kimbrough at Lost & Taken

Half Harold

Don't I know you? You look exactly half like Harold

Art imitates art

Or to put it another way, here are some scribbles in a box

Identity stub

He was getting sharper and smaller, all in the name of self assertion

And now a revelation

There is a lot of life being lived at the bottom of the saucepan

This occasion demands

Your best costume jewellery and a black hat

Moon of misunderstanding

Wasn't the message "Meet me on Wellington Bridge?"

Squeeze bottle

"Test on a small area first. Wear gloves. Stand well back"

We are still grappling

Just invented the folding table. Not sure why yet

Man in a snowball

Play nicely now

Hard nosed brigade

Available for office parties, large repertoire, small booking fee

Meanwhile in the park

A device emits light for no apparent reason

Not quite birds

There's a special niche for them, and this is it

Seen through

Hold your hands up like this. Now, what can you see? 

How long have we been here?

And where is this exactly?

The housework fairy

She's not quite as most of us have imagined her

Steam power

Put a shine on the wee fellow's coat today

Uniform diversity

Almost as common as diverse uniformity

Thin ice in Blackpool

Our new six part docudrama is starting in just minutes

Indigestion of the mind

Or merely a mild disgruntlement with one's hairdresser

Tea toast

Here's to your cup of tea

Rainbowsmiths

This occupation demands years of practice

Life outdoors

It's where the views are

This piece of string

Should answer most of your questions

Streets of steam

The world in a teapot? Don't mind if I do

How they laughed

Not why they laughed

Hearts and flowers and cactus

Because cactus is easier to draw than baked beans on sticks

At unspecified co-ordinates

Number Two meets Number Seven

Bizarre boot triangle

Seldom documented until now

Conversation lollies

That was then; this is now, or will be when you read this

Flimsy platform

"Today, let's discuss going down the tubes versus balancing on this paper thin... paper

How to wear a hill

Remember, it may take some years to find the hill that suits you best

It was the dolls

Ventriloquism as a legal defence

Is it outfall?

No, it's overset

Rhubarb rhubarb

The lost art of conversation has been traced to a hat on the edge of town

Describe yourself

Rural, with woodgrain