Adversarial

They wore tights and had bad manners; it did not end well

Assistance

Pardon me, would you care to be patronised by experts?

Top floor window

In silence they watched the finger do its terrible work

Footfalls for science

Just another day at the instrument factory

Cheesecake

Nice green, and we can get Dick Tracy on the radio

Timetable

Please feed the branch line

A no

I can't come out; I'm washing my hair

Evidently

The elephant in the room has left the building

Know your product

Maid of Lines?

Listenable

The sound of whispering coats

Would you like

Some water?

Frequent duck thoughts

These include wondering why humans wear such daft suits

How to slide downhill gracefully

She has hired a nonchalance coach named Snowy

The yes and no

This way to the glass half full...

Plateau inspector

It pays to love your work

Two o'clock bus

More oxygen than the 1.45 bus

Undercover

Invisibility, the easy way

One eye dozes

Another lift opens. Going up?

Advisory hat squad

New in town? Want some help with this false perspective?

Cubist rain

Occupational hazards of a Sugar Queen

Across the paper prairie

She walked in folded splendour

Elastic

Look at that girl over there in the party hat

In this sunny room

We process the shirts

Handpicked

Our key people

Order! Order!

I now call this meeting of the Grid Fanciers (Sub Branch No. 134) 

to order!

Novelty ears

This building appears to attract a certain type of person

Scissors and glue

A page from the history of self improvement

A sink of viscosity

Of course it isn't!

It's just a queue that formed against a bland background

Wall speaks

But only when requested

Would madam care to

Take my arm while testing the floor polish?

Doleful countenance

Developed by staring at a model of his most recent headache

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Textural splendour obtained from the mighty Lost and Taken