Display purposes

They meet in a shed, they made their own uniforms, they rehearse a lot

At the pointy end

They sometimes wonder just what the point really is 

Ruminations for two

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Unbeknownst

Man walks down corridor. End of story

Boaty ropes

And ropey boats and little lambs invent the outboard motor

Sketchy persons

Mummy has asked Kitty to drive in the opposite direction,

but "Mummy," says Kitty, "does not seem to have

provided the entire vehicle."

Meringue party

A sticky end to this story is just around the corner

Dust agents

It was dirty work. It called for a very distinctive group pose

Rural teapot

These things rarely come with an explanation

Inside the book

Chapter One: The Lonely Person's Guide to Furnishing

Peanut broadcast

Ah, I see you already find the transmission relaxing

Roof life

Only cats know about them

Suction

Don't cross the Vacuum People

Another method

New ways to avoid hot concrete

Corridor

You'd better come with us, sir

Uncle

Mother, who is the man in the mantlepiece?

Few exist

A rare glimpse of that elusive creature, the feline artichoke

Decanted

Life is so much lovelier outside the tin, Polly

Falling skies

Noise cancelling headphones have been issued

Carbohydrate

One day, he knew, there'd be no barriers between them

How

Is this how your hair would dress if it had more body?

Swell heads

Looking good is half the battle. The other half is staying upright

Please step outside

Thinking and breathing simultaneously is not permitted indoors

Grandiose

The new nail varnish dryer on Station Street

Tall road story

Have you taken your decisive tablets today?

Lofty pigeon

Consultations Wednesdays and Sundays, 3pm until 5pm

Warning all dogs

Be on the lookout for dangerous canine flower traps

Indoors with string

The long awaited sequel to Large Empty Weekend