Their interpretive dilemma

The only noise was the sound of nothing adding up

Just stepped out

Please leave message after the tone

Peculiars on a train

"I don't know, Detective Inspector, it was just a glimpse..."

No junk mail please

We have developed our own deterrent

Mind the blockheads

The next train arriving at Platform 1 is afraid of safety workwear

Bring your figurehead

Please do not substitute with a box of chocolates

It was a port hole

And he was the port hole portal porter. 

Oh and that other thing was an eyeball

Archaic hat paper

Now only the domes remain

I was a secret service dancing eraser

Mostly we practised on each other

Chagrin

Cat invents owner grooming device as last resort

Typist in the snow

Speed typist with mobile office available for extreme conditions 

Compere, noun

A kettle who introduces performers in a variety show

Stuck on

"These are applied pitfalls, sir. Your talisman is superfluous"

Fascination additives

Call 191-s-p-e-c-t-a-c-l-e-s now

View with a bus

Last year was never as good as this, was it?

On leaves

Nothing intruded upon the bashful silence

See you down the pub

Yes your hatship

Trouble o'clock

Time to call in the string-pulling elves

Gold helmets

They give them out to absolutely everybody these days

Upon a knitted brow

The question would soon be forming: "What do you mean, two?"

We interrupt transmission

Because we can. A team of fish are standing by...

Great moments in plasticity

Tiring on the hands, but the results can almost speak for themselves

When tapped

Does not perform as expected

To the shops

Better hurry before they sell out of sausages

Chilly legs

Tired of waiting for your trousers to dry? I have a solution

With my beady eye

... Oh sorry, did you just say something?

The service corner

We'll bring you something on a tray

Pardon our sled

We didn't intend to traverse the roundabout in this blizzard

It just is

"... and after that, will it be something else?"

Have you seen Palpable today?

Between here and there is somewhere else

Hapus

It's that fabulous, well-oiled feeling