30 April 2013

Autosuggestion



"Take the tunnel," said the little driver in his head

29 April 2013

Stare back




He'll get bored and walk away in a minute

28 April 2013

Colonnade shop




They were hideous, but she'd let him offer to do all the dusting

27 April 2013

Have wiper



Will tidy up the air writing

26 April 2013

Nice fence



Thanks, I made it myself

25 April 2013

Go Stop



Permission to talk rubbish

24 April 2013

Our conclusion is




You appear to have been fabricated

23 April 2013

Multi-storey



She was a writer for a top shelf magazine
He thought about joining the middle class
The postman never visited
They all dreamed about double glazing

22 April 2013

Meanwhile in a corner of space



Someone sits quietly, minding the props

21 April 2013

Witness malfunction



Earth people 0 - Visitors 40

20 April 2013

Have a cup



Many happy returns of the kettle

19 April 2013

Affix stare



We recommend double sided tape. Avoid staples and jostlers

18 April 2013

With knitwear



You can break the shyness barrier

17 April 2013

A tissue flapped



And away she drove, in a car full of onions

16 April 2013

Spoons speak



Mostly about cooking, it has to be said

15 April 2013

The right hat



For the pursuit of dinner

14 April 2013

Carotene



He was in love with a vitamin, and she'd be here any minute

13 April 2013

Jump in



Jump out. Jump in. Jump out. Jump in...

12 April 2013

So there we are



Down at the Oracle's having our usual Friday night stare-off...

11 April 2013

Gravy wave



She seems to find the conversation a little unsavoury

10 April 2013

Yellow



In every day, a little ambiguity falls

9 April 2013

Tree meets tree



A time lapse love story

8 April 2013

Amber and fluid



Today we put still waters to the test

7 April 2013

What's important?



Safe transportation of your miniature driver is 

6 April 2013

Striped milk



Still life with false advertising

5 April 2013

Her somewhat equine features



Now available from superior pharmacies

4 April 2013

Abolish needless fretting



And after that, I'll put the kettle on

3 April 2013

Repository



It would seem there was nowhere else to keep the rubber bands

2 April 2013

And they're racing



In the Canapés Handicap

1 April 2013

Fireside tombola



Looks like another parish hall stowaway