And the man said

Hands up if you don't think you have been hypnotised

Infrequently

The moon in the man

Hotel

This rather confirms what I suspected about hotel carpet

The catfish incident

He would have preferred a simple spotted cravat

Handheld hindsight

It's all rather technical

Aspirational cardboard

The 2D squad discusses the possibility of moving up a dimension

There will be no fluff

Well, that's a relief

Your doorstep

May be trying to tell you something

Never mind what they are

"We're just supposed to lean on them every time somebody looks at this page"

Gardeningship

Who's watching over your flowerbeds tonight?

A little light agriculture

Quite enjoyable if one has the right headwear

Oooh is that custard?

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Stagehands of time

Your careers advisor may not have mentioned this one

Hospitalitee

Choose furniture that puts your guests at ease

Little fish

The water was brilliant turquoise

I made blue bubbles that bumped into each other and floated away

My friend the pink starfish winked as I swam past

Green fingers of seaweed swayed in my wake

I will remember this moment forever

Because Daisy made this picture

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Image by Daisy Morgan

for Noreen

The sincerest form

"It's those performance art women again. Let's do the whole tea set"

Midweek mirage

That's correct: this bridge is actually only available on weekends

Super conductor

With fabulous sleeves and hairstyle

Specialist subject

The search for the perfect skittle

Awake at the wheel

Woman invents drive-in geometry class

The coloured path

One you can walk down with your tail held high

Completing

Never dash to the shop for a bottle of milk without your gasometer

Hoity-toity

They must be destined for the mantlepiece

It beats

But what are we going to do with it?

The sound of wallpaper

Best enjoyed in a comfy chair

Static appearance

Only two contestants now remain in our blink-off

Politeness

Always appreciated

The paisley moth of good fortune

He'll fold your napkins and bring luck to your dinner guests

Radiance versus the gas bill

"Do you have the feeling we've been down this road before?"

On this day

Small child simultaneously invents the wheel and mobile phones

Take one hand

Hold it aloft, then flap it back and forth in a friendly manner