Is your name on the door?

"And it's no use pretending to be me - everyone tries that"

Red sky in the morning

Zombie warning

Compulsory conversing

"A dialogue requires two people" said one hat

"I know just how to find them" said the other

New uses for spongy substances

Trending now on a slippery slope near you

Municipal

Those on the verge of sleep

Welcome to A Stairway Made in Heaven

With your hosts Miss Teardrop and Mister Cloud

We're quite happy, thank you

Chef invents weightlessness but forgets to make dinner

Little workmen in the sea

As viewed through our specialist microscope

Genes: A Soap Opera

I'm sure I saw a trailer for this on commercial television this week

We were out

But we wanted to leave you this important message

How to be intense

Well that's how. The question is "why?"

Mushroom room

At last! Looming in the gloom with his new best friends

Between two trees

Is a man who will be late home for dinner

Champion stirrers

Once again it's clockwise versus anti-clockwise

Green catnip for everyone

And Happy St Patrick's Day to You

Bread and surfaces

Don't be alarmed. It's just a drawing with a very slight illusion of depth

Another dose of bricks

Or would you prefer this fish whisperer? 

A yearning so delicious

Empires would crumble, dinner would go cold

This moment might go on forever or never return

Those pearlies

Winter teeth

in just

seven

days

!

Appointment at the Eyepatch Shoppe

"That new carrot paint they've used makes you think

you can see in the dark"

This is not a woolly hat

It's just a confused attempt to build a house in the clouds

Alley

It would appear that the uses of this amenity are not universally apparent

Lines in space

Because space abhors a vacuum but harbours dust nevertheless

The chair affair

First there were signs of possessive behaviour, and before long

he'd taken over the entire lawn, simply by declaring himself

to be the lawful throne

Wrath of the biro salesman

Apart from that, it was another peaceful day in the countryside

This is an egg

He said, nodding emphatically in the land of ambiguity

Stenography with owl

Only available on Stating The Obvious Wednesday

Under the finger trees

Nice to meet you. I see you're melting too

Mind altering wind instrument

He loathed her taste in headwear, she found his music intolerable

They agreed to stop living in glass houses

One set of footsteps

Two pairs of feet

Suitable coat

Happy brisk walking day!