Etiquette corner

It's generally inadvisable to wear edible clothing on your first visit

This little pink cloth

I've got to admit it's perfect for polishing the feet of time

Oh Liquidia

She coagulated on exposure to the air

Look

Light

Sound tail

Hear that? Of course not

Fitting in

All my friends are pie dishes

Oval and companion

Not as inconspicuous as they hoped

Narrative with fingers

They stalked the halls

They found an audience

They left before the bell rang

Cups flew

Saucers too

No outstanding features

Guarding their anonymity and an oversized stawberry

A tank containing

Original blue-black water from a tap over there somewhere

Theatre of the bald

Oh, you missed it

Small pink warning

You are now entering the halls of unsatisfactory headwear

Look, a rift

Oh no, it isn't!

Oh yes, it is!

He said hello

So I said hello. Then he said hello. And I said hello.
Then with a wave of his scarf he was gone

Oh you faux!

And only the pylon witnessed it

Magic bowler

Rabbit. Hat. Etc.

Regarding your roundabout

It does not appear to comply with existing guidelines

On the goat's instructions

We have made the sky look more interesting

Ambition

What he really wanted was to be a one dollar note

Shooting the chute

He used to shoot the breeze, but that was before...

Accessories in the park

Let us point them out for you

Your picture

Is being circulated

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Observation

Although some people know it as 'staring'

Foyer folly

Often referred to as vestibule ventriloquism

It is what it is

But I've forgotten what that is now

Very loud thinking

But not quite loud enough

Like trying to find a needle

In a hat trick

Quite alarming

But better on the inside

Speak up eggcup

Career goal: oracle

Career obstacle: chronic mumbling

There's a day

A day for tap dancing on your slate roof

and this is it