Presiders

They were here when I started digging this hole with a teaspoon

Re Joyce

It's now been 27 giddy days since she fell off her pedestal

Booth school

And finally, remember never to leave your booth unattended

Reflecting

Everyone said it was a window, but he knew it was a mirror

Possession

"This one's not going to slip through our fingers"

Stand back please

It's another of those involuntary sea shanties

The very idea

That glace cherries have a life of their own is frankly ludicrous

You would be mistaken

If you took me for a garbage bin

The swirly-whirly

It's just hot air, but they coloured it in to make it look important

A better feather

Wasn't there something else she was meant to think about?

Gardening on the balcony

Balcony not required

Glass gloves

For assisted gentleness

Just a minute

I want to fix the light

What are you thinking?

I'm thinking no blinking

Acquiring the angle

It's one of the prerequisites for country walks

The tester

Expanding the parameters of The Passing Through Principle

Waxy

That vague, melty feeling

The man from the reservoir

He might ask if you have any rust retardant

Cod and cod cod

It's the one with the frozen smile

Assessment

Nobody appears to be behaving suspiciously at the moment

All the people ran away

And only the leaves were left

Spheroidal

It takes one to know one

They're about to wake up

And discover it wasn't a dream after all

Mere fabrications

A tale of trails trialling trains

A cupboard or two

Nobody will miss them

 

Murmurs in the lounge

But as soon as you enter the room, silence descends

Fairy bread

Has some very earnest fans

There are windows in the sky

Or so I've been told

In speckled dreams

If you can't remember them, make something up

Suitable music

No, I give up. You pick something