Paper wishes

Thank you for another year
May the new one delight you

Ballet of lost spoons

Critics have noted a dearth of choreographic substance

Now I have your attention!

Said Icarus

Cape incident

This must never be spoken of again

Wishy-washy

Another lesson in endurance

Brick noir

He gave her a rose, she gave him brick cladding

The end

 

Christmas Carole

From the moment he met Carole, he knew she would be his

Waiting and staring

Sooner or later you're going to crack

Frog and bear

Will be making a public announcement shortly

Holiday in Twigwood

And come back in soft focus

A little praise

For the Universal Assistant

This is gripping

But it has to stop soon

Meeting Room Number 2

Two men and a kebab practice balance. Talking not permitted

Have you any string?

And are you using it properly?

Not up, not down

But across

Fresh thresholds

It was easier to carry her over them than to pronounce them

When in caves

Tickling may have repercussions

It is prohibited

To interfere with the prohibited sign

The catfinger

Now look away - you're not supposed to know he exists

Interior millpond

Quiet, very quiet. Still, very still

Why we have streamers

They're for your child's inner child

Dog at twilight

Of course there's a dog

Jelly: the origin

No, actually I was thinking of something else

Custard: the aftermath

They used to be milk and sugar, then egg changed everything

The chick and the dad

And the ricketty fence

License to sulk

Yet again he had been sent on a mission with inferior equipment

Very slow dancer

The curtain calls can be excrutiating

Still unanswered question

Who was that fellow with the cocktail stick?

For new shoots

Apply moon

Click go the leaves

The afternoon is about to fill with the satisfying sound of tidiness

I am your speech bubble

So I already know what you're going to say next

Escape chair

"Mum asked us to build this, so we did"

Shallow

Every morning they come to check 

Quiet now

They're about to show the picture of us

Yes, there is

Someone for everyone

Entwinement

"Is that a real word?"
"Is this a real picture?"

Food chain

Don't quake, little cake tower

Exercise the machine

And the machine will make your toast

Funnelled by tunnel

Through the out of kilter filter

Adopt an angle

Make it your own, buy it some props, take it on holiday

Young Doctor Frankencorn

Everybody has to start somewhere

Oven glove?

No thanks

He takes the boat out

When he wants an ordinary day

Nosey Parkers

This is the garden variety

Tiger window

The outside world isn't any less strange today

Soap

There must be a point to this...

Sauce Pan Alley

Songwriters over here, Accident and Emergency down that way

I spy

I spy with my little eye something beginning with orange

Emergency cord emergency

Where did you say the emergency emergency cord was?

Wandwork

She was tired of fairies. Now she wanted to fly with the big boys