29 February 2016

Bathing expression No. 4



Even the duck finds this one alarming

28 February 2016

Summoned before the Big Toe



What have you got to say for yourself?

27 February 2016

Handing out hearts day



Leap about a little, you're sure to find one

26 February 2016

To catch a drip



First catch a drip catcher

25 February 2016

In the ensuing pursuit



The pursued was persuaded to pause for applause

24 February 2016

A little bird told me



That someone would be along to tell my fortune shortly

23 February 2016

Whatever we are



We're all in this paisley hailstorm together

22 February 2016

An invitation to fish cocktails



Is that you ringing the doorbell already?

21 February 2016

20 February 2016

My dear



I must warn you about the importance of a tidy brow

19 February 2016

The welcoming towers



They've been known to run after people just to say hello


18 February 2016

Product recall



If you purchased one of these recently it may be faulty

17 February 2016

Sharpish objects



But what is the point of them?


16 February 2016

Said the elf



Whenever he was asked about it, which was seldom


15 February 2016

Shy?



Wish you had some magic peas to make you more outgoing?
Or perhaps you just want to grow vegetables?

14 February 2016

About the new bus shelter



Some of us were expecting seats

13 February 2016

Unblue



This is a happy dog

12 February 2016

Discussion by the canal



The facilitator reports all going smoothly sol fa la ti do

11 February 2016

Dancers on the mezzanine



It's V.I.P.s only, I'm afraid

10 February 2016

O'Hara's tiara



Has upset Miss Zara

9 February 2016

Untrue North



So far, all they had found was Rue North, Magenta North,
Clerical North,  North North, Mrs Thelma North
and Pola Negri

8 February 2016

Birthday on a Monday?



Escape with us to Seal Island and it won't feel like Monday at all

7 February 2016

Bendover hedges



And here come the gardeners to fix any overgrown hind parts

6 February 2016

Frippery sloth



Living the life ornamental

5 February 2016

Pursuit



"I could catch you with one hand tied behind my back" said the spot

4 February 2016

Stare into the eye



You are now a television presenter

3 February 2016

I'd rather drink Splodge



Day one of the campaign to turn Splodge into a household name

2 February 2016

Advancing sideways



Because we don't want to frighten the horses

1 February 2016

Strawberry snail



Don't let him sense your scepticism, it could have unfortunate results