30 April 2016

Scorn from the underground



"They're not even proper bulbs. They're just pickled onions"

29 April 2016

28 April 2016

Put on your wind face



We're going to Windyworld

27 April 2016

Come with us, he says



No, come with us, they say
Oh just get on with it, says the bird

 

26 April 2016

Fanciers



Same time next week?

25 April 2016

I wish this was a banana



What's another word for synonym?

24 April 2016

23 April 2016

A slight fragmentation



He first noticed it around the temples

22 April 2016

Meanwhile, aboard the watchdog



"Nope, nothing going on over here, how about your side?"

21 April 2016

Test tube test



Would you say this was a pass or a fail?

20 April 2016

Our little niche



Cranes for the fairy industry

19 April 2016

Introverts only



A gathering for people to be alone with their thoughts in company

18 April 2016

Be good



If you can't be good, carry a harp

17 April 2016

This is not Pudding Lane



And these ladies are mistaken

16 April 2016

15 April 2016

My brick heaven



Clouds? No clouds, no

14 April 2016

13 April 2016

Orange Mars



Oh, it must be half time in the war

12 April 2016

Pushy joins the queue



Perhaps it's inadequate headwear syndrome

11 April 2016

Is your suitor suitable?



Is he pretty? Does he fly? Is he good with his hands? 
House trained? Does he buzz?




10 April 2016

Above the table, indecision



Below the table, relaxed nothingness

9 April 2016

Parade of the pin people



Ah, we might need some more paper

8 April 2016

The tilt



Before you go out, always adjust the tilt of your head and your day

7 April 2016

Twigs never snap



In the garden of the dandelion cat

6 April 2016

Oh the heartburn!



A play in three acts performed simultaneously

5 April 2016

And the committee waits



While the little discs spin on and on and on

4 April 2016

Learner goggles



One of these people is wearing them

3 April 2016

2 April 2016

Expression of interest



Fascinate strangers with your mollusc stare


1 April 2016

Knitting for swallows



Remember, loose ends can be problematic