31 December 2017

When fruit speaks



It's probably saying Happy New Melon

30 December 2017

With these wheels



I can drive and spin fairy floss at the same time

29 December 2017

Smudgy space



And there you are, drifting along in your hessian sack,
with nothing but a giant comb

28 December 2017

Selective



"Now remember, we just want to check the breadth of your vision.
We're not interested in depth at all"

27 December 2017

Shoes pinch



No matter where you put them

26 December 2017

This is a fabrication



This fictional recreation of fabrication contains no fraction of actuality
whatsoever


25 December 2017

Seasonal substitute



You can have the real one... or you can have this one

24 December 2017

23 December 2017

An apology



I'm so sorry, they were completely out of avocadoes

22 December 2017

Mutual



We've decided to form a society based on surprise

21 December 2017

Your pulse



It's not what I would have expected

20 December 2017

Sometimes elaborate



Personal grooming demands new types of infrastructure

19 December 2017

Twinkle twinkle



The garden is something different at night

18 December 2017

Country seat



He likes to fall asleep counting the psychedelic farmers

17 December 2017

Icemen



They're finally here

16 December 2017

Flat and holey



And, almost certainly, quite useless

15 December 2017

Real



Party members nominate their next leader

14 December 2017

Similar



Fig. 1 and Fig 2.
wish it to be known they are tired of appearing on the same page
despite their obvious and overwhelming differences

13 December 2017

Horse quits



And there we leave it

12 December 2017

Interior nuts



You'll see, this is going to change everything

11 December 2017

Double the din



The sound is always louder in the commercial break

10 December 2017

Outdoor pursuits



Fresh air, you can feel it doing you good

9 December 2017

Cherry room



A pleasant space with slightly intense occupants

8 December 2017

Meeting of small moons



An event that tends to attract satellite observers

7 December 2017

Yay



Name the day

6 December 2017

Keep in touch



Several buttons have been provided to get you started

5 December 2017

Weigh your hat



It may be heavier than you think

4 December 2017

When she said



"You have all the personality of a steam iron," he sort of overheated

3 December 2017

Doll hospital



Please see the triage doll first


2 December 2017

The waterer



Can predict the future

1 December 2017

Bread and honey



The preferred breakfast of queens in birdhouses

30 November 2017

29 November 2017

What now?



This is not Interruption Day, is it?

28 November 2017

Girl falls into microscope



In search of a story to match her headline

27 November 2017

Hangar problems



Looks like we'll be sleeping outside again tonight

26 November 2017

Do I know you?



You seem vaguely familiar

25 November 2017

Some people



That's right, some people are reluctant to accept reclaimed string

24 November 2017

Lost worlds



Except in pictures like this

23 November 2017

An imaginary friend



And his imaginary friend

22 November 2017

Tall isn't he?



But weedy, don't you think?

21 November 2017

Can you tell us



What you did in your gap year?

20 November 2017

Meanwhile on Pink Street



Progress was slow and restful

19 November 2017

Spreader at work



Her success rate is higher than you'd expect

18 November 2017

Being somewhere



He was sort of half there; she didn't want to be there at all

17 November 2017

Retirement



The beach you can have when you can't have the beach

16 November 2017

Just one clove



You could tell she didn't mean it

15 November 2017

Sticky stuff



Look - it's all over the floor of this dream

14 November 2017

He droned on and on



It sounded like "no swinging, no swinging"

13 November 2017

Helpful hand



If your eyes start to glaze over, try this handy hint

12 November 2017

Floral assumption



We thought she was a flower, so we put her in water