31 May 2018

The gap in your wall



What do you mean "you hadn't noticed it?"

30 May 2018

Lamplighter



Perhaps he prefers turning them off

29 May 2018

28 May 2018

But in the musical version



This one's called Standing Around On A Monday

27 May 2018

Discs



Want one? He's got some

26 May 2018

Proposition



Let's stay in a hotel: we can have eyes on trays

25 May 2018

The carpenter who built himself



Don't ask me which part he made first

24 May 2018

Not in business hours



Female mannequins book club, every second Thursday, OK girls?

23 May 2018

Leavesdropping



It starts with a flutter, then a rustle, a woosh, and then... silence

22 May 2018

Fruit + Astronomy



Well, I don't see why not

21 May 2018

Salad Day



If it goes well, we'll probably have another one tomorrow

20 May 2018

Lift



He began to wish he'd taken up the offer of the invisible string


19 May 2018

Tea and cake



Just... out of... reach...

18 May 2018

Spray rinse



In the end, he became resigned to it

17 May 2018

Industrial



We don't play this anymore. I can't even remember why we liked it

16 May 2018

I pick you



And we'll be together always

15 May 2018

We are the forest



Or what's left of it, anyway

14 May 2018

Powered by legs



Positioned by eyes
Functions like a dream
Oh, it might be a dream 


13 May 2018

Time for cocoa



The house of right angles is ready for bed

12 May 2018

Sleeve relativity



And its social consequences

11 May 2018

This quiet man



Is custodian of a gentle gesture

10 May 2018

Nobody spoke



And nobody sneezed

9 May 2018

Caution



New leggings under instruction


8 May 2018

Good heavens



No, no, not arms dealers, arm dealers

7 May 2018

Your visit is being metered



By two elderly sisters with a flair for uniform design

6 May 2018

I bought a frown



And it was a dismal failure

5 May 2018

Tight ropes



Or more accurately, fairly stiff string

4 May 2018

Boiling is not over



You wouldn't happen to have an oven glove would you?

3 May 2018

2 May 2018

First attempt



The Introducing Monster endeavours to introduce himself

1 May 2018

Professional seagull



Authentic seaside scene? You be the judge