Announcement

Darling, the new lamps have arrived

While you were away

I made this

Shuffle

It's something you do at the end of the party

Said the hourglass

Actually she said nothing at all. She was only a tethered balloon

The middle distance

It's a great place to stare at

One moment please

Let the hypnotising begin

Towels for the people

But not all the people are impressed