Did you call the posture police?

You look as though you did

 

It's a misnomer

I am not a walking stick

I went to town

I went home again

Drink and dog biscuits

They'll get you in the end

Home, finally

"I'm back!" called the house, crunching up the gravel towards her

Obviously

This wallpaper is going to solve all our problems

Did you hear that colour?

You mean the one that's been stuck in my head all day?