Napoleon’s hat

 

One of us is supposed to sit on the mantelpiece - but which one?

Shape crisis

 

This is probably going to take a while

Fox jodhpurs again

 You know I always wear these on Mondays

New shopping angle

 Same old basket

No beer, no skittles

 Just new spectacles

Small Monkey Cat

 

With Bottle Top Suns

Signage without verbiage

 

In fact, without any intentional meaning whatever 

Familiarity beads

For that weird doppelgänger feeling

Matching bowls

 Are you sure this was what we ordered?

Behatted

 

The act of going about in hats 

Fish dress

 

 She hoped it would never wear out

Brick

 

 Now don't go making any rash assumptions

The value of socks

 

 In lockdown

Regarding the carpet

 

He says he wants to keep it

Pom pom collision

 

 Now they're calling it a merger

My hand luggage and I

We speak the same language

It's a misnomer

I am not a walking stick

In case it explodes

Woman v Bubble

Useless object declares

"I'm so across everything, but that doesn't mean I care about it"

An over-abundance of fingers

And these things don't just happen by chance, do they?