29 March 2014

Compulsory conversing

"A dialogue requires two people" said one hat
"I know just how to find them" said the other

23 March 2014

20 March 2014

16 March 2014

Bread and surfaces

Don't be alarmed. It's just a drawing with a very slight illusion of depth

14 March 2014

A yearning so delicious

Empires would crumble, dinner would go cold
This moment might go on forever or never return

12 March 2014

10 March 2014


It would appear that the uses of this amenity are not universally apparent

9 March 2014

8 March 2014

The chair affair

First there were signs of possessive behaviour, and before long
he'd taken over the entire lawn, simply by declaring himself
to be the lawful throne

7 March 2014

3 March 2014

Mind altering wind instrument

He loathed her taste in headwear, she found his music intolerable
They agreed to stop living in glass houses