A snooze before bedtime

Just a little rest for those heavy eyelids

People in hedges

Can't be bothered throwing stones

The sweet smell

Of market-ready hand cleaner

See those people?

They're as invisible as you are, but they're not sulking, are they?

Crisp floral notes

If you have some, you might like to give some to this lady

Sardine Brothers (The)

If they like the cut of your toast, they may drop in

Whatever it is

We seem to be in it

My lovely assistants

They iron my folds, supply me with tissues, 

carve my cheese pedestals

Dawg rider

Every morning, she catches the 8:15 to the city

Put down the book

Don't you know the dinner bell is ringing?

Can we go yet?

Just let me admire myself a tiny bit longer

 

The People's Republic of Posture

I would probably only go there for a visit

They called him Novice

He calls himself anything he likes

 

No use crying

Just another pudding incineration

A nice bit of greenery

Is good for the complexion

Underwater

It's all glue and splinters

Is this air current?

Or is it yesterday's?

Announcement

Darling, the new lamps have arrived

While you were away

I made this

Shuffle

It's something you do at the end of the party

Said the hourglass

Actually she said nothing at all. She was only a tethered balloon

The middle distance

It's a great place to stare at

One moment please

Let the hypnotising begin

Towels for the people

But not all the people are impressed

Welcome to the consultation cupboard

Your time starts now

Serenade

Or hair product demonstration

Apparatus

Before she bought it, her afternoons were a desolate wasteland

Like it or not

You can't see what's in the box

Return of Paperface

Back from the recycling bin, and looking for revenge

On the count of three

Walk away. Then walk back. Then walk away.

We wove it

Until we couldn't wove no more