Ravioli snow

Weighs more, tastes better, melts badly

Resistance is futile

Just follow the dancing suits

The splat effect

Pay attention, I'm only going to demonstrate this once

Wear what you like

But always keep your handbag arm free

Side A

There'll be another one along in 20 minutes

Tonight, a new work

Air on a three string banana

Trouble with beastie

Cutlery makes him melancholy

Pushing hills uphill

We advise against this method outside of the drawn environment

Springwatcher

Detecting a little something

Great plug hole gamble

To pull, or not to pull

Angles of the world

Today's angle is the wonky 45

With you in a moment

As soon as I've helped this lady here

Steering wheel

"And when we get the car, we'll put it right... here"

Fire stares

"Don't worry, I'm just the little man in the fire"

Airing the chairs

Another seldom seen local ritual

What a character

Reach out to an A today

Magpie hands

That's going to be a problem. Magpies don't have hands

Chaos and parlour games

You don't need much floor space for chaos, son

This speck

As you can plainly observe, this speck is not round enough

Drips

What to do with the excess bits of your personality

Preserved

A salty tale with a syruppy ending

The icing on the cherry

Was the umbrella on the rosella

Post consumer

Paper bags give you so much more

Enough, she said

I'm tired of being the meat in the sandwich

Where the streets are wide

And the curtains can fade if they want to

The absolutely shore

Guaranteed fun in the sun, or a wade in the shade

Egress

People who live in weatherboard houses shouldn't discount doors

Literary corrective

There just seemed to be someone missing from the pantheon

The proceedings

How things unfolded at the opening of the foldable folder 

Another awkward interview

They keep insisting there's something strange about the furniture

Social

You don't really have to be there