The lack thereof

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Significant mauve moment

The invention of ballet

The neighbourhood

On the move, but back in time for dinner

An inspection reveals

Oh. Hands?

Cheerio

How to achieve a graceful but mechanically impossible exit

Something for spots

Spatula optional

Shadow in a hat

The silence grows while they decide if they should mention it

Skirting board scene

Tourists say the Front Room is not what they imagined

Considerable lillies

"You told me we were going to work with wood"

Today I think I'll

Polish a dull moment

Straws

For busy readers

No entry and no scratching

Also

No eating or drinking

No pets, and that means you, hamster

No squeaking

No spandex

No tickling the guards

No requests for hot water

And no exit

Please come back

We have redecorated your office

Professionally speaking

Your wooden duck floats slightly better 

Industrial

Research and development - it's not all glamour you know

Truncation, the board game

Only the poker face knows the rules, but he'll never tell

When the sky is yellow

Be friendly to the next fellow

The smoothing

If you're ready, we'll begin with something gentle

Ear

If you have one, they will follow you

Edible sums

Our collective effort has produced... a peanut

No horses

"We have our own means of propulsion," he said in a whisper

You are here

At the room at the back of the horizon

My audience awaits

I just need to finish my warm up

Welcome to the wild west

The ground is like molasses.

Somewhere a piano plays, then falls silent.

The clowns look left, look right, look left...

Bobble

Accept no pale imitations

Excuse my bowing finger

Every time I stare into the middle distance, it comes alive

Pay to wave

Don't go over there; they privatise everything

What happens in schmooze

Stays in schmooze

The method

Universal technique for shifting the panels

The man on the roof

"He's always been there, and he's good with the garden"

Welcome to the viewing suite

Our hovercraft is now operating in the test area

Needless waste of good tea

Some people will go to any length to finish a drawing

Hat surrender day

They took my hat, but they'll never get my braces

Secretive suits

For ridiculous jobs

Sent to the headmaster

For scribbling on the sky

Feathers

They're not for hats

It approaches

They are massing in the laneways, we haven't much time

Swagman's holiday

Nicer than a billabong

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For clarification, may we suggest a little Slim Dusty

Horizon

I would definitely mind the gap

Live tablecloth

Perhaps, after all, it's better not to eat alone

Eel, fish and twig

Man adopts pub name as lifestyle choice

Tea maketh the man

If the man maketh tea

It's an expression

She gets someone in to do the heavy lifting

In the foyer of antigravity

If he comes over to borrow some rice, don't let him in

Tension

Small pop? Loud bang? Bright flash? Slow leak?

Dusty catacombs

Those dustballs won't roll themselves you know

Erratic broadcasts

Join us tonight for wise words from the little wooden man

On interruptions

"Your call has been disconnected" said the mirror

Is that a threat?

The softer the hat, the harder they fall

After using

Edwardian lady has peculiar hallucination