True ism

The world is full of small worlds

First, a blast of stale air

Then the room began to fill with weekend zombies

Stealth object

She stared; its purpose was not revealed

The omelette and the eggs

A pictorial guide to blending

Scenic route number five

Moonlight over a small bus stop

Enamel dawn

This was no false dawn, the little dog concluded

How to be delightful

Think frothily, wear chiffon, and above all, be natural

The wider wader question

Tonight we ask: are waders really just for Christmas?

Tissue episode

This one has an inexplicable finale

Unsung song

"I dreamt I dwelt in milkbar booths"

Nice lamp

Thanks love

Mincer horizon

Those summer days when there's nothing else to watch stretch on forever

Oh dear

"I laughed till I cried, and turned into a pumpkin"

Dishful winking

A short message about rain

Monumental stairs

In that instant, he knew the case would never be solved

Flying inspection

How are the soles of your feet today?

Wi-fi potato

No doubt there'll be a use for this eventually

Diagonal gentleman

He often felt a breeze he couldn't explain

Corridor weapons

No. 1: The stare through

Appealing door knock

Some people enjoying the satisfying sound of knuckles at work

Brush with brushes

If this should happen to you, is your action plan ready?

Find your own buttons

These people have already been pressed

Strange tab

Empty centre

Expressionless eyes

Even the ones you keep in the cupboard look better by candlelight

How to make lemons

You will need:

1 wooden workstation

2 protective gloves

1 safety seat

1 supervisor

2 hard or quite challenging hats

Utterance and counter utterance

The conversation was losing the will to live

Taxonomy for beginners

Don't be silly, why would soaps prefer cardigans?

Froth horizon

Step this way to a more solid foreground

Not terribly important

In which Mr Butterdish is pursued by Mr Boatface

Nanny doors

This way to the exit/take that hat off if you're coming inside

Seaside for everybody

And eventually they won't even stare anymore