What we lack

The exotic dancers of yesteryear 

Slow news day

Full steamer head pursued down street by rogue phone box 

Silently the carpet

Squeakily the shoe

Standup conics

Watch their astounding downhill progress without drips

Quite shy

And slightly overdressed

Could you hurry up

I can't sit round here all day

Sharp

And your point is...?

Walk on

In the land of hot water bottles, the man without spurs is king

We stare professionally

And preferably as a group

Next time you're in the wardrobe

Tread carefully

Keeper of the canopy

Always leaves a light on

That was quite good

Shall we do it again?

Brooms

Some Sundays, they go into town just to watch the people

Little trims

There is such a thing as over enthusiasm

A swan for Friday

All he can think of is how to find the rhinoceros for Saturday

Duck on deck

It's another one of those six-sided hailstorms

Knitwits in the wild

Have surprisingly stilted courting rituals

The drawer of faint sarcasm

Is about to be closed, unexamined

Nice wheels

Some days it's a challenge getting out of the garage

An adjustor calls

This won't hurt a bit

New astronomy

Admittedly, the science may be a little flawed

Ideal

Afternoon drives in a little runabout

Squirrel stroll

Involves standing still while squirrels wander past you, laughing

Agitation at noon

If you'd like to come back a little later... 

The head is a narrow house

If you concentrate, maybe someone will come to the window

Growl test, sir?

We promise you'll hardly feel a thing

A short sentence about suspension

Enjoy life's mayonnaise

Disfabricmantlism

Brick man coins word for having his heart stolen

A week at the Trees

Is like a year in the forest, whatever that means

Cue that music

Lip thief strikes again

Plan B

Find an accommodating friend