Skeletally yours

The League of Anatomical Skeptics

Roller effect

On balance she found it more successful than flypaper

Downside

The search is long; the backache eternal

In the metaphorical haystack

With the thirsty fungal ballerina

It has yet to be decided

If this is the moment waterskiing was invented

Sweaquy and ferical

And utterly untrustwothy

... worthy

Toupees for topographic enthusiasts

Just think, one day somebody searching for that very thing

may wind up here

and be utterly

disappointed

That empty feeling

When all that promise delivers nothing but two clip-on chins

Call the ironmonger

Mr and Mrs Bush Dada go shopping for a bath plug

A sense of occasion

He just doesn't seem to share it

Who is controlling the fridge magnets?

Oh, it's the vacuum cleaners?

Knitted and smiling

And minding the gate till we all calm down

Forensic evidence

Has absolutely no bearing on today's item

But before you go, have you any spare bird seed?

Thank you, not interested, bye

The previously irresistible 8762 meets its match

Walkway to the stairway

To the Milky Way...

Quite a long way

The inflation of hairnets

This useful tool of repression may have just lost its effectiveness

Unfit to be buildings

An investigator has been called in

It must be these glasses

You've never looked so multifaceted

Only seconds remain

Our rubber-soled canvas rocket is about to launch

He rides the overnight express

No ticket machine can disturb him

They said they were builders

They might have been lying

This room we're in

I'm beginning to think it's all a fabrication

He was on special

But he sensed that something had changed

Every porthole tells a story

Did you hear the one about 

visual disturbances caused by ceramic headwear?

Spo-spo-spotted eggs

From spe-spe-speckled hens - and you should see what they wear

Golden pathways

Do try one - or several - today

The next thirty seconds

They could hardly move, so intrigued were they

by the subtle differences between them

All change

That winter he got new neighbours

A chunk of sea

On its way to work

Dental acquisition

These things are seldom straightforward