Morning of the dilemma

How had all these sheds appeared overnight?

Bird like

Bird like man with beak nose, strutting walk and pocket full of seed

Oh, and good sense of humour

Heavy rain

Is especially attractive to very dry footwear

Any observer would

And several of them did

This morning at nine

I'm going to the shops. Is there anything you need?

Free them

Are vases restricting your plant life? 

You know what to do

Wait

I just want to tell you one more thing

Three moon street

Stand by for gentrification

Your florets

Well, they just deserve celebration. That's all I came here to say

Your ticket to the clown booth

If you're really sure you want one

Frayed over time

It's going to have to go to the fixer-upper

Their disapproval

Is just sticks and striped stones

Non-shrink

It was the most successful washing day ever

Through the onion window

Today's onion plugin; tomorrow's onion knee warmers

Geography of the workplace

The pool of dysfunctional desktops

Said the rising road

What? Oh yes, it said "A word in your shell-like ear"

The common spotted couple

Small scrub dwellers, seldom seen in profile

Seaside items

A seaside collage is as good as a holiday - that's right, isn't it?

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The curtain-drawing hush

Followed by the sound of frozen peas rattling in the assistants' cabinets

He murmured

"People always say I remind them of someone"

Knock

Or take the consequences

We asked four people

We got four answers

And some stuff made from craft supplies

To be a fishy

Swimming in a bowl of transparent paper, 

unaware of what fishies look like

Cape diem

Never mind about the spelling, just seize it

Magnified crumbs

You didn't think they moved about by themselves did you?

Don't

Don't mess with the produce

Not here, dear

The Symbolists are all on the other side of the road

Behold, office block

Ahead of his time but not in control of his neckwear

Cake impatience

Yes, it's a thing

What they wonder

The man in the box wonders if the walls need painting

The other man wonders why the man is in the box

Commentators

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