At the Staring Academy

Everyone graduates with polished lenses

Flakes

And the people sworn to eradicate them

Unexpected limb

Should you encounter one, we advise drawing an exit door

Turn this dial

Approximately nothing will happen

Rabbit trolley

Listen carefully, and you'll hear him trundling through the plum forest

House proud

The dining suite is brand new, and the floors my dear, are spotless

Not quite pets corner

But I don't think anyone will notice

Foliage

Is pleasant company

Rose coloured gasses

Nobody has complained about the leak so far

Haha skivvies

This is a laughing matter

Light in the corners

We're not always sure where it comes from

A thought

Would you like some help with your head?

All our little spokes

Stop inventing the wheel and come and eat your dinner!

Alas they were robots

But nobody had informed them

We're looking for the steel wool

And the steel wool is looking for us

When the light is right

Bring your own sandwiches

Waterless option

"Come with me to the deep fryer" she said from the desert's edge

Egg fingers

And what did you have for dinner?

Teardrop whirlpool

Better call the teardrop whirlpool calmers

Lost and found

You won't be needing the caption now

Liquid tie

He has one; it does not bring him happiness

Some people catch taxis

For somewhere to think

This hand to mouth existence

Is really just the result of a superglue accident

Plinths, A Silent Musical

Also rumoured to be motionless

Days like this

"Nobody told us we'd be pierced by a silver glove" said the ripples

Another thing they said

"You're never more than 6 feet away from an urban myth"

Pylon effect

People describe it as a sort of heightened curiosity

Her poker face

Was a response to her poker hat

Useless observation

There's detached, and there's detachable

Machines time

They always find a susceptible person to take them out for a walk

Child's guide to the unexpected

Expect it