Slippery picture

Step this way for the greasy pole

Staring at candles

Can make you disappear

Wavy underground

Not even how rabbits imagined it

Clocktopus

Helping people up from chairs since 1972

Spotlight on work

From the "Days like this" catalogue

You should have been here hours ago

Did you bring the fish and chips?

Peril needs an umbrella

And Beryl needs to get off at the next stop

Useless handles

Non-stick does not mean you can take it off again

They ply the pink sea

Without a colour chart

When the red carpet empties

The carton sings a ballad to the waiting world

 Well, it's a bit obvious

We have standards

So shirts and ties will be worn at all times

Tea square

Something from the bygone formica beach of yester year

Cuckoo and sausages

For several subtle reasons, they decided to stick together

Definitely cardboard

At last, somebody substantial

Conversation in a hallway

About real estate prices

Look up there

"They don't even have mobile phones"

Portrait of the portrait maker

Nice work. Time for some cocoa I think

Another preposterous suitor

Enlists the power of desiree potatoes

Why the long punchline?

Three elements of a joke walk into a drawing

Puppy horizon

You could go there, but you might not come back

Sweet

Cherries for the elevated

Move along please

The forest is closed to visitors

Still life with pineapple

Silly me. Correction: Still alive, with pineapple

Inside a sad man

They'd prefer not to be identified

The fine line

Has been captured and put to frivolous use

And then this morning

I discovered someone had put up a fence

Rectangular hounds

If you'd prefer, we can call them oblong dogs

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