When fruit speaks

It's probably saying Happy New Melon

With these wheels

I can drive and spin fairy floss at the same time

Smudgy space

And there you are, drifting along in your hessian sack,
with nothing but a giant comb

Selective

"Now remember, we just want to check the breadth of your vision.
We're not interested in depth at all"

Shoes pinch

No matter where you put them

This is a fabrication

This fictional recreation of fabrication contains no fraction of actuality
whatsoever

Seasonal substitute

You can have the real one... or you can have this one

When a pin drops

Will you be ready?

An apology

I'm so sorry, they were completely out of avocadoes

Mutual

We've decided to form a society based on surprise

Your pulse

It's not what I would have expected

Sometimes elaborate

Personal grooming demands new types of infrastructure

Twinkle twinkle

The garden is something different at night

Country seat

He likes to fall asleep counting the psychedelic farmers

Icemen

They're finally here

Flat and holey

And, almost certainly, quite useless

Real

Party members nominate their next leader

Similar

Fig. 1 and Fig 2.
wish it to be known they are tired of appearing on the same page

despite their obvious and overwhelming differences

Horse quits

And there we leave it

Interior nuts

You'll see, this is going to change everything

Double the din

The sound is always louder in the commercial break

Outdoor pursuits

Fresh air, you can feel it doing you good

Cherry room

A pleasant space with slightly intense occupants

Meeting of small moons

An event that tends to attract satellite observers

Yay

Name the day

Keep in touch

Several buttons have been provided to get you started

Weigh your hat

It may be heavier than you think

When she said

"You have all the personality of a steam iron," he sort of overheated

Doll hospital

Please see the triage doll first

The waterer

Can predict the future

Bread and honey

The preferred breakfast of queens in birdhouses

Where are the icebreakers

When you need them?

What now?

This is not Interruption Day, is it?

Girl falls into microscope

In search of a story to match her headline

Hangar problems

Looks like we'll be sleeping outside again tonight

Do I know you?

You seem vaguely familiar

Some people

That's right, some people are reluctant to accept reclaimed string

Lost worlds

Except in pictures like this

An imaginary friend

And his imaginary friend

Tall isn't he?

But weedy, don't you think?

Can you tell us

What you did in your gap year?

Meanwhile on Pink Street

Progress was slow and restful

Spreader at work

Her success rate is higher than you'd expect

Being somewhere

He was sort of half there; she didn't want to be there at all

Retirement

The beach you can have when you can't have the beach

Just one clove

You could tell she didn't mean it

Sticky stuff

Look - it's all over the floor of this dream

He droned on and on

It sounded like "no swinging, no swinging"

Helpful hand

If your eyes start to glaze over, try this handy hint

Floral assumption

We thought she was a flower, so we put her in water