Underground

Have you any idea what goes on beneath our feet?

Feigned interest

May cause you to miss tiny cats

Garden spoon

Less utilitarian than a fork

Archaelogical dilemmas

They could be bricks. Or failed sausage rolls

Soundwave

He doesn't even need to juggle his own oranges anymore

Receptionists

To help you feel more recepted

Just make sure

You never buy that cleaning fluid again

It's a voluntary position

But it entitles her to an attendant's hat

Surprisers

They do this professionally you know

Plugging them in is easy

Getting the pasta sauce just right is a bit harder

And now

I'm going back out to find another one

Only hurry

Because the neighbourhood is filling up fast

A cold fish

Finds it harder to make friends

Sea chairs

You know about them, don't you?

When days are grey

Do the startled dance

Next move

The instigator of the breakaway movement contemplates the future

Soft sky

And lumpy bitumen

Responsible service

May or may not include a dance segment

Instead of shrubs

The garden was full of assistants

Domesticated

She was a wild animal until he taught her about slippers

Mushroom and Broccoli

Thrown together by circumstance

Quite uncomfortable

Can I get out now?

She sighs

The candelabra of disapproving mouths prepares to speak

Doughy dear

Your consistency is unsurpassable

No mercy

 

No breakfast

 

Is this your career?

The strange life of the shirt model

Neighbourhood watch

They're off to a modest start

There is irony

But this isn't it

My hat is absurd

But your leg is impossible

Though lost

My beautiful glove is far from forgotten

Brink

It has brighter lights