Snail shower

Nine out of ten meteorologists won't go out in one

The toys fight back

Nobody likes being told what to do

Terrible

The burden of over-long lashes

Now I think about it

I did have an idea once

Please stand by

Our auditory assistant is attempting to process your request

Intuited

I sense your disapproval. You think the tail is too much, don't you?

Giant Flower Syndrome

That's the one where each time you go out, you come home
with a big flower and everyone pretends not to notice

Faces with laces

For no other reason than tis the season

I feel like custard

Custard driving down the road in a fast chair

Cross country

A seemingly endless journey traversing cranky terrain

Tell the boss

I've found a spare

This is a picture about

Glue

Who are these two?

Ah, now I remember. These are the Pointed Reminders

Out there

Somewhere... people are doing something kind

Pruning

Some people just love it, but it leaves me feeling cold

The knock

And how to avoid it

Mister Marigold

And his clingy friend

In the ring tonight

It's that man from Number 53 again

Fluff washing day

Is it dry yet?

Here they come again

And this time they're more accurate

Inflatable flight

And I am the attendant

Dream legs

Exactly what I'd asked for

Hand me a hand

Said the man in the test cabinet

I've had a nice day

These ladies will now give me my bath

Sunflower substitute

Some weeks, you just crave something a little quieter

Herringbone

A reader asks: can you have too much?

Mouse Lake

Swans rent it out every autumn

T.T.F.N.

_/` _/` _/` _/` _/` _/` _/`

Special locker

Only special after 9:00pm

Then we'll begin

As long as you're sitting comfortably, of course

Supporting larger birds

May require a collaborative approach