20 October 2010

Couch testers


Call our team of rigorous testers now

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY FIVE.

19 October 2010

Hats and dogs


Rolfe and Perry, two very smartly accessorised canines

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR. More beautiful textures from the fragrant Lost and Taken.

18 October 2010

The invisibility meeting


By mutual agreement, neither speakers nor audience appeared that night

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY THREE.

17 October 2010

Feline grammar


Mimi the cat demonstrates the possessive apostrophe in "the cat's pyjamas"

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY TWO.

16 October 2010

They're round


They're the personification of the stuff in your laundry detergent, aren't they?

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY ONE.

15 October 2010

Random acts of kindling


"I'm telling you," sighed Arthur, "this really has to stop."

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY.

14 October 2010

Donuts, scones and pikelets


Tonight, I'll be demonstrating a new method of illumination

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY NINE.

13 October 2010

Self posting envelope


Discontinued line - please do not make order enquiries

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY EIGHT. 

12 October 2010

Battle frocks


Glenda and Diane's cat versus dog frock off, January 1962

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SEVEN.

11 October 2010

Ivor's portable puddle


Necessity is the mother of retention, whatever that means

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SIX.

10 October 2010

Hey, sticky tape bird


Rare sighting, this one

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FIVE. Many thanks to Fudgegraphics for the sticky tape brushes.

9 October 2010

Broadcast quality Elliot


By his 9th birthday, he should be audible on all continents

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FOUR.

8 October 2010

7 October 2010

Mollusc advertising


When moving into a neighbourhood, a little advance publicity does wonders

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY TWO.

6 October 2010

Puss


The only sound is the wind. 

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY ONE.

5 October 2010

Ponderment


Pondering was his favourite thing, no matter what company he was in

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY.

4 October 2010

Miss Carmella's reflected glory


She felt like a little icy jewel, teetering at the mirror's edge

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY NINE.

3 October 2010

Potato guard


Potatoes make excellent sentries: they won't move a muscle, except on a slope.

DAY TOW HUNDRED AND SEVENTY EIGHT.

2 October 2010

At the jelly bean silos


All the beans had been captured, except one

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY SEVEN.

1 October 2010

These old legs


They were always coercing him to have a little sit down

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY SIX.

30 September 2010

The knot


This knot is brought to you by the letter W

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FIVE.

29 September 2010

Handsome does


Mr Croydon is chuffed with his new glove puppets

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FOUR.

28 September 2010

Inspired by moonlight


Spontaneous dancing by parking rangers, August 1997

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY THREE.

27 September 2010

Those people upstairs


"What's with those people upstairs?" she asked. "This is the top floor," I said.

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY TWO.

26 September 2010

The very large badge look


It all went smoothly, once they'd mastered the giant pins

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY ONE.

25 September 2010

Landscape portrait


Constable Nolan's daughter and her antique pony, November 1961

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY.

24 September 2010

Musings of Anthony part 5


Easy listening radio can affect the mind

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY NINE.

23 September 2010

Musings of Anthony part 4


It's comforting to remember the faces of loved ones

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY EIGHT.

22 September 2010

Musings of Anthony part 3


Unsolicited psychoanalysis is just bad manners

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY SEVEN.

21 September 2010

Musings of Anthony part 2


When husbands spend too much time in the garden, produce will suffer

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY SIX.

20 September 2010

Musings of Anthony part 1


Unspeakable showoffs like Ursula always get fed first

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY FIVE. I am indebted to my beautiful sister for letting Anthony out of the box.

19 September 2010

Snappy yellow hand


First she'll insult you, then she'll show you premium product

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY FOUR.

18 September 2010

17 September 2010

16 September 2010

15 September 2010

14 September 2010

Funnel vision


Ms Jasper had found an object of inspection

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY NINE.

13 September 2010

Steam driven cats


Moss dreamed of guarding the railway like his dad

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY EIGHT. 

11 September 2010

10 September 2010

9 September 2010

No absolutes here


Under certain conditions, even spots can change their spots

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY FOUR. Probably.

8 September 2010

Faster goggles


Fifty years of sunlight sped past his face in a second

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY THREE.

7 September 2010

Spherical excursion


A trip to the roundhouse didn't really impress them

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY TWO. 

6 September 2010

5 September 2010

A laundering lapse


Iris began to have hallucinations in the ironing marathon

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY. 

4 September 2010

The instant gardener


She measured the space: it would take about 10 minutes

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY NINE.

3 September 2010

Brief encounters of fishing


They only met once, and then it was mostly too late

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY EIGHT.

2 September 2010

How clouds work


Oh, alright, it's just a theory

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY SEVEN.

1 September 2010

Whenever they went to sea


People always mistook them for the Owl and the Pussycat

DAY TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY SIX.