19 November 2010
A quieter frock
Delphine wondered what had caused them all to dress so loudly
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE.
18 November 2010
Better than gravy in a box
Ah Grandma! Instant genie action and just like the real thing
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FOUR.
17 November 2010
The Failed Sneeze Department
Have you ever wondered where they went? Now you know
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THREE. Thanks to the nice man who pointed the way there to me today.
16 November 2010
Displayed
Mr Penshurst was a serial shop window hopper
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY TWO.
15 November 2010
D.I.Y Rule Number 1
No Project Too Silly. Or is that No Protagonist?
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY ONE. The management would like to point out that this rule is essentially the same for blogging.
14 November 2010
Observers' hazard
On quiet afternoons, they were prone to the odd hallucination
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY.
13 November 2010
Torchlight singer
Lola loves a spotlight, but only a very weak one
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND NINETEEN.
12 November 2010
Sunlight martinet
Any second now, she would order them to walk the plank
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTEEN.
11 November 2010
Welcome to the marshmallow
"Come caravanning" he'd said
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN.
10 November 2010
Meanwhile at odd corner
Mr Rory Column continued to wait for his blind date
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTEEN.
9 November 2010
Slow drying afternoon
Lettie enjoys a holiday from the hair dryer, September 2004
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN.
8 November 2010
Dragonfly binoculars
It's a symbiotic relationship
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN.
7 November 2010
Cactusness
Pip and Carlo, an unusual duo
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN.
6 November 2010
Paper, not tiger
We present our latest prototype
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND TWELVE.
5 November 2010
Afoot on a Friday
"What if" he thought, "I took the pencils on a weekly field trip?
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND ELEVEN.
4 November 2010
Her cardboard audience
Mrs M wasn't leaving anything to chance
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND TEN.
3 November 2010
In passing, at twilight
She saw boys in pyjamas having a picnic, and weird lights in the sky
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND NINE.
2 November 2010
Watermelon shop
The only dedicated watermelon shop in town
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHT.
1 November 2010
No ordinary rain
Orderly queues began to form for a view of the strange rain
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND SEVEN.
31 October 2010
The mat sat on the mat
At Number 18, there was something very small and very polite
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND SIX. Do come in and share this packet of courtesy with me... I could make some tea.
30 October 2010
Microphone intimidation
Swindon began to realise it wasn't just his imagination
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND FIVE.
29 October 2010
To the other side
Mrs Wakemore emerged in some relief
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND FOUR.
28 October 2010
The going out conversation
It always starts with "Surely you're not"
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND THREE.
27 October 2010
The plugin
And he seemed just like everybody else
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND TWO.
26 October 2010
Mr Gladwyn's canoe
Finally, a breakthrough in maritime comfort
DAY THREE HUNDRED AND ONE.
25 October 2010
Copious cochineal cloudscape
... and the pencils who mistook themselves for plasticine
DAY THREE HUNDRED.
24 October 2010
The wheels squeaked on
With a polite wave to the adoring public
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE.
23 October 2010
Ice cream: a salutary tale
One's choice of garment should not be based on visual appeal alone
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY EIGHT.
22 October 2010
The handshake festival
An event generally well attended by men in jumpers
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY SEVEN.
21 October 2010
The intercom debacle
Only 107 flats to go
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY SIX.
20 October 2010
Couch testers
Call our team of rigorous testers now
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY FIVE.
19 October 2010
Hats and dogs
Rolfe and Perry, two very smartly accessorised canines
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR. More beautiful textures from the fragrant
Lost and Taken
.
18 October 2010
The invisibility meeting
By mutual agreement, neither speakers nor audience appeared that night
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY THREE.
17 October 2010
Feline grammar
Mimi the cat demonstrates the possessive apostrophe in "the cat's pyjamas"
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY TWO.
16 October 2010
They're round
They're the personification of the stuff in your laundry detergent, aren't they?
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY ONE.
15 October 2010
Random acts of kindling
"I'm telling you," sighed Arthur, "this really has to stop."
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY.
14 October 2010
Donuts, scones and pikelets
Tonight, I'll be demonstrating a new method of illumination
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY NINE.
13 October 2010
Self posting envelope
Discontinued line - please do not make order enquiries
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY EIGHT.
12 October 2010
Battle frocks
Glenda and Diane's cat versus dog frock off, January 1962
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SEVEN.
11 October 2010
Ivor's portable puddle
Necessity is the mother of retention, whatever that means
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SIX.
10 October 2010
Hey, sticky tape bird
Rare sighting, this one
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FIVE. Many thanks to
Fudgegraphics
for the sticky tape brushes.
9 October 2010
Broadcast quality Elliot
By his 9th birthday, he should be audible on all continents
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FOUR.
8 October 2010
Hands and faces
Was it a private game?
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY THREE.
7 October 2010
Mollusc advertising
When moving into a neighbourhood, a little advance publicity does wonders
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY TWO.
6 October 2010
Puss
The only sound is the wind.
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY ONE.
5 October 2010
Ponderment
Pondering was his favourite thing, no matter what company he was in
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY.
4 October 2010
Miss Carmella's reflected glory
She felt like a little icy jewel, teetering at the mirror's edge
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY NINE.
3 October 2010
Potato guard
Potatoes make excellent sentries: they won't move a muscle, except on a slope.
DAY TOW HUNDRED AND SEVENTY EIGHT.
2 October 2010
At the jelly bean silos
All the beans had been captured, except one
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY SEVEN.
1 October 2010
These old legs
They were always coercing him to have a little sit down
DAY TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY SIX.
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