Dressing for dinner

Should we be worried? Yes, we probably should

Zapped

And that was another thing they had in common

The ballad of funny bone

A short, sharp ditty they play in Sideshow Alley

Tourism

The snowman hoped nobody would spot his inappropriate footwear

Biscuit paradigm

"I have caufed to be built a moft remarkable model factorie"

Jumpers, skirts and headwear

Sometimes one succumbs to a stronger sphere of influence

Unexpected zero gravity

Cricket jumpers. Beat grasshoppers.

Outside consultants

Almost immediately they regretted not taking the video conference option

Great knitted escapees

They were breaking out, and they were only taking their favourite toy

Division of labourer

Housework was taking its toll

Watery features

He decided to put to sea, where he and his surroundings might have more in common

Hut 3 illusion

"Smaller up close, isn't it?" muttered the horse

Noticed while waiting

The wallpaper was on sideways, and there was an odd swooshing noise

Side door

We are currently experiencing some difficulties; please use the side door

The non-conformists' songbook

In the lounge, he realised he'd have to write his own

Unpermission

"it's not what you look at, it's what you see..." thought Ratty

Frivolous figment

"The point is," the figment was saying, "you need a distraction."

Rudiments for beginners

Once upon a time, surveillance was just a glimmer in somebody's eye

Button attraction

The circus that ran away to join the button

From some future

The boy from the British school novel knew he'd discovered a mistake

Children of the built world

Something was missing, so they went out to find it

That bleary dream

The hairdresser under the stairs, the purple rinse, the flattering mirror... 

One is a cat

And consequently, one has somebody to handle the boring details

Diamonds have dilemmas

What a relief - I thought it was just me

Bargaining table

It's not about negotiation, it's about picking the appropriate furniture

A step in the industrial revolution

1. Inventor  2. Boot  3. Machine 

The Boot Cleaning Machine. Previously undocumented 

A glitch in the audience

Sharpened elbows will not be admitted to tonight's performance

Owl Trocadero

Featuring the visiting Lesser Drab-Frocked Dancing Partner 

Monitors

The entry level monitor receiving a signal

Is this your office?

Just another day at Brains Trust Headquarters

Instructional pathways

Don't generally say "Pardon my intrusion, but could you watch your step, dear?"

Unusual features

People keep saying the new signal box is rather different

The tingling

"Care for a little romanticised winter?" "That would be nice, thankyou."

In crispitude

They suddenly all found themselves in the air, returning home

Hall of industry

That was the day the landscape started embellishing itself

Two man bowler

For those very tough problems, they always bring out the big gun

Serene

Splintery, sharply wintery, and a head full of twigs?

Fearsome five

They had forgotten the paper bag containing their air of menace

Sunday cat

Recommended: fish supper and a nice lie down

Saturday cat

Was the small lady trapped in the plastic box a kindred spirit?

Sea green Friday

Seasoned travellers only, please

Windfarm boy

He comes from "over there," and he has a teddy bear made from breakfast cereal

Bingo fascinator

Attending the bingo is not about the bingo

This way please

It's an orderly queue, occasionally shifting its weight, resting its bunions

Mondayitis

He'd rather be skipping, repotting the aspidistra... anything but this

Sprinklers

Some summer ducks for those of us feeling winter's wing

Weekend woodwork

Build first, plan later

In the minor corridors

They keep things interesting by banning major chords

Explorers' night off

Nothing too strenuous: a little light humming and some modest dance steps

Reflected

They both stared in awe at the glassy, inaccurate water