Handpicked

Our key people

Order! Order!

I now call this meeting of the Grid Fanciers (Sub Branch No. 134) 

to order!

Novelty ears

This building appears to attract a certain type of person

Scissors and glue

A page from the history of self improvement

A sink of viscosity

Of course it isn't!

It's just a queue that formed against a bland background

Wall speaks

But only when requested

Would madam care to

Take my arm while testing the floor polish?

Doleful countenance

Developed by staring at a model of his most recent headache

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Textural splendour obtained from the mighty Lost and Taken

Ping pong

One minute you're the bat, the next you're the ball

Don't turn round

"There's something behind us."

"Is it a politician?"

Toothypegs

Somehow he'd wandered onto life's prosthetic promenade

It was ridiculous to suppose

That there was only one kind of eyepod

Super

Yep

Pastel statistics

Since installing the new beauty booth, bookings are up 65%

and cauliflowers are 100% more popular

Tarpaulin tapirs

The world is full of specialists

Pardon?

I said "watch out for the middle puddle"

Peanut arms

All eyes were upon her, despite her peanut arms

Horse, House, Potatoes

Horse by Daisy Morgan, 7

House by May Morgan, 5

Horse! House! Potatoes!


Once again, The Knowledge thanks
guest bloggers Daisy and May. 

Then one April day

They realised they'd been saved for something special

The paper defence

It wasn't me. I'm only made of paper. It was...

Mind expansion

There's something different about these new bathing caps

Twins of the leg

Step out, the snow is melting!

Potholes

Don't panic, we have developed a method of neutralising them

And now

Some legs

And the cloned sons said

"Perhaps this is why the pencil pines pine, Mama"

Constructing the first draft

Don't expect any extra information

How things function

When we find out the rest, we'll let you know

A hush had fallen

On the tension of the cabinet room

The lacing on the fabric of time

When she got right up close, she was surprised to discover

that the lacing on the fabric of time was illusory:

a bad trompe l'oeil made by someone who had undoubtedly been

staring at their feet for too long in the dazzling sunshine

Them

They see ghosts just like the rest of us

A little think

And a big brainstorm

If you're down that way

There's a family of fingerprint consultants you should meet

Relay stations on alert

We await your signal

Coin op

I really have no idea what they do, 

but there's one way to find out

Skywards

We could be looking at an unexpected launch

From the Feedback brothers

This task is 96% complete, and will probably stay that way

We Love You

You know who you are

Doobydoobydoo

When management figures out how good these chairs are...

Spring and autumn

"What's that on your wrist?" she asked

Hand eye

Crimplene suit

Bubble of blah

He was always a prelude to something

Yellow plywood

If you build it, they will come

Match girls

Making pumpkin soup the old fashioned way

Masterpiece

Ife Limitate Sart

Nines in space

They're still finding new things in the side pockets

Avoidance

Are you enjoying the garden, Mrs.. ah... er... ... ?

It was biscuits

That's what they wore in those days

Round and round and round

That song, that sky, that world