What a character

Reach out to an A today

Magpie hands

That's going to be a problem. Magpies don't have hands

Chaos and parlour games

You don't need much floor space for chaos, son

This speck

As you can plainly observe, this speck is not round enough

Drips

What to do with the excess bits of your personality

Preserved

A salty tale with a syruppy ending

The icing on the cherry

Was the umbrella on the rosella

Post consumer

Paper bags give you so much more

Enough, she said

I'm tired of being the meat in the sandwich

Where the streets are wide

And the curtains can fade if they want to

The absolutely shore

Guaranteed fun in the sun, or a wade in the shade

Egress

People who live in weatherboard houses shouldn't discount doors

Literary corrective

There just seemed to be someone missing from the pantheon

The proceedings

How things unfolded at the opening of the foldable folder 

Another awkward interview

They keep insisting there's something strange about the furniture

Social

You don't really have to be there

Sausages

The Hound of the Baskervilles' second career

Since leaving our tin

We've become rather popular

The net is speaking

Though not with great eloquence 

Gentlemen

Start your tablecloths

Hooded garment of peculiar shape

Ladies and gentlemen: the poncho allstars

Halfway is somewhere

For example, it's where that half barber shop is

See that?

The reverse thrust chimney stack guy just went past again

Equine horizons

Having a pony has just opened up the whole back yard

Fish door

Now I don't need to caption this, do I?

Enter pineapple

The observer may witness an above average self confidence

Chrome two

On summer afternoons they emerge at about 4 o'clock

Heads in clouds

Foundations optional

I had to explain

That I'd left my explosive shoes in my other suitcase

8 and 9

They're, you know, numbers

Life with the lemon squeezer

Would appear to be satisfactory

Scrapbook dogs

Why do they want to thwart my percussive ambitions?

Engineering

Once you've got a vague prototype in your head, it's not that tricky

Hazardous postal

My hovercraft etc.

Spray and go meow

Achieve salon standard cat in your own home

Addendum

Reduce speed when approaching skirt swishers (or Kurt Schwitters)

The air

It's just... different this morning, don't you think?

New housing proposal

It just means we'll need wider footpaths

Need balance restored?

I think we can fit you in at about 4pm

Time to polish

That's correct, it's time to polish your door-knock appeal

Message from 1952

Please buy us this wizard toy

Don't leave yet

Before you go, we'd like you to meet our paw

Heart shaped

Two methods for arriving at the same conclusion

Decorum at ground level

Oh dear, we appear to have alerted the upper floors

They meet on Wednesdays

The Alt Bellringers Club in action

Visitors

In peak times, an estimated five towers arrive every minute

Dough

It's some sort of dream, is it?

Cheerful picture

Non-bomby bonhomie

The nadir of fine dining

When the boot is no longer on the other foot

Headline

Brain drain poses no threat, say bunnies