Trouser brigade

Experts in just standing around

And then she said

"Is that really your natural hair colour?"

Beauty corner

For skin like alabaster, call the custard bird

The pushed envelope

"... The captain has switched on the fasten seat belts sign..."

It suits

"We're going to be in one of those knitting books..."

How to write novels

Think like a hot stove

Uses of posture

And now we demonstrate how to balance your stereo image

Bonhomie

New boardroom table makes morning meetings a breeze

They're saying on the radio

There's a terrible jam at the wharf

Treasure chest

You have one. Unlock it

Audience reaction

Take a bow, make it a shallow one

Please use this garment wisely

We recommend ornamental use only

Rider

Sorry about that, he just wanted to try out the torch

Directions

Please slide and prance this way

Shadow pigeon

Book early to avoid disappointment

In your world

You always seem to leave your roses in the rain

Captivity

This overcoat technique is quite effective, especially on Bingo nights

Out of the mothy night

Looks like the orange roller is early this year

My client protests

Insert your own yarn, Your Honour

The metal clanked endlessly

Deep within my bulkeads

Mollusc go round

All our vehicles are volunteers

Sound proof spoof

I could tell you what this is about but it's too muffled

Make tracks

Click, whirr, ratchet, croon

By the light of

A little silvery dance

Livewire

He was legendary, so they gave him the modern chair

Shouldering on

Adapt or suffer the consequences

Banal

Said the little cat

This internet

Awfully sticky, isn't it?

Warm hands project

After some false starts, they worked out how to do it right

Fixtures

All activity is an optical illusion

Fish and flower

Contact their agent to arrange a memorable performance

Doughnut fan

And you thought it was about eating them

Wrong pie

There was ennui; there was sadness; then there was wrong pie

Choosing your entourage

It's largely a matter of standing out

Criminal drawing

These things can be so difficult to prove

Air measurements

OK, we have plenty. Now let's fly!

Your mind

Feel free to drive through

Tanks

Get your new issue each week

Long grass

Today we're going to try a little outdoor cooking

That blue head look

Now where had he seen that before?

Robot problem

Understatement in the face of sausages

Button bronco

Not remotely realistic

Dialtone downturn

Thye found themselves with less and less to do

Atrophy box

Has anyone got a coin?

Pink socks

Pink sheets

Contains hands

"Got 10 minutes?"... "I can give you five."

Tickle for hire

Work from home, meet interesting people

Check your mirror

When driving home from work, remember to leave the office first

Skittled

Forgot to get off at our station again, did we sir?

Embrace rabbit

Sometimes you never know, but you never know