We were out

But we wanted to leave you this important message

How to be intense

Well that's how. The question is "why?"

Mushroom room

At last! Looming in the gloom with his new best friends

Between two trees

Is a man who will be late home for dinner

Champion stirrers

Once again it's clockwise versus anti-clockwise

Green catnip for everyone

And Happy St Patrick's Day to You

Bread and surfaces

Don't be alarmed. It's just a drawing with a very slight illusion of depth

Another dose of bricks

Or would you prefer this fish whisperer? 

A yearning so delicious

Empires would crumble, dinner would go cold

This moment might go on forever or never return

Those pearlies

Winter teeth

in just

seven

days

!

Appointment at the Eyepatch Shoppe

"That new carrot paint they've used makes you think

you can see in the dark"

This is not a woolly hat

It's just a confused attempt to build a house in the clouds

Alley

It would appear that the uses of this amenity are not universally apparent

Lines in space

Because space abhors a vacuum but harbours dust nevertheless

The chair affair

First there were signs of possessive behaviour, and before long

he'd taken over the entire lawn, simply by declaring himself

to be the lawful throne

Wrath of the biro salesman

Apart from that, it was another peaceful day in the countryside

This is an egg

He said, nodding emphatically in the land of ambiguity

Stenography with owl

Only available on Stating The Obvious Wednesday

Under the finger trees

Nice to meet you. I see you're melting too

Mind altering wind instrument

He loathed her taste in headwear, she found his music intolerable

They agreed to stop living in glass houses

One set of footsteps

Two pairs of feet

Suitable coat

Happy brisk walking day!

Then the model spoke

"Whatever it is we're doing here, we might as well do it together"

They float

The new head cocoons arrived today

Cat and mouse

Pause

...

Continue

Disturbed likeness

Did those curtains twitch?

Come rest your chin

Take the weight off your wheels

Hazards, perceived hazards and no hazards

"That girl's hair is dangerous and she doesn't even care"

"Never mind that. It's beginning to rain"

"My lower torso and legs were too hard to draw"

We test

Mostly bathwater

A little legroom

Doing a spot of climbing today? May we suggest a wider skirt?

She always does this

"As soon as I sit down, she builds one of her elaborate hat-adoration platforms"

O and L

So much for the chopper

The water wonders

It wonders why we dismiss the water under the bridge,

so it's called in the investigators

Caution, bird watching

Next time you're standing around, looking suspicious, 

just remember all those beady little eyes

Could you direct me to Swan Lake?

"Possibly not. Would you care for tea?"

Saucepan science

They've fine-tuned the process somewhat since the early days

Speaking of spectacles

"If only you could see my golden sandals"

Where the wind blows

And nobody seems to notice

The Bifurcation Trio

So if a tree dances on this blog and nobody sees it,

does The Knowledge really exist?

Previous night deleted

Another bookshelf adventure goes unexplained

Prism

Does anyone have an ice breaker?

Was that the day

You twisted my arm?

Savoury petals

Did you put vinegar on those?

Custard legs

For people who like to be met at the station

This one

"And can you wrap it please?" 

Yes, this is my desk

But it's never this tidy

We are about to land

End of another beautiful day in the sky lounge

Keeper's keepers

This is the keeper of the list, and his surveillance problem

The return of

The expression "To come a cropper"

The beetroot dream

It's the one where their squadron flies over girls sleeping in trees