Their disapproval

Is just sticks and striped stones

Non-shrink

It was the most successful washing day ever

Through the onion window

Today's onion plugin; tomorrow's onion knee warmers

Geography of the workplace

The pool of dysfunctional desktops

Said the rising road

What? Oh yes, it said "A word in your shell-like ear"

The common spotted couple

Small scrub dwellers, seldom seen in profile

Seaside items

A seaside collage is as good as a holiday - that's right, isn't it?

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We apologise for late delivery of this snow-delayed post

The curtain-drawing hush

Followed by the sound of frozen peas rattling in the assistants' cabinets

He murmured

"People always say I remind them of someone"

Knock

Or take the consequences

We asked four people

We got four answers

And some stuff made from craft supplies

To be a fishy

Swimming in a bowl of transparent paper, 

unaware of what fishies look like

Cape diem

Never mind about the spelling, just seize it

Magnified crumbs

You didn't think they moved about by themselves did you?

Don't

Don't mess with the produce

Not here, dear

The Symbolists are all on the other side of the road

Behold, office block

Ahead of his time but not in control of his neckwear

Cake impatience

Yes, it's a thing

What they wonder

The man in the box wonders if the walls need painting

The other man wonders why the man is in the box

Commentators

We have turned down the volume

Skeletally yours

The League of Anatomical Skeptics

Roller effect

On balance she found it more successful than flypaper

Downside

The search is long; the backache eternal

In the metaphorical haystack

With the thirsty fungal ballerina

It has yet to be decided

If this is the moment waterskiing was invented

Sweaquy and ferical

And utterly untrustwothy

... worthy

Toupees for topographic enthusiasts

Just think, one day somebody searching for that very thing

may wind up here

and be utterly

disappointed

That empty feeling

When all that promise delivers nothing but two clip-on chins

Call the ironmonger

Mr and Mrs Bush Dada go shopping for a bath plug

A sense of occasion

He just doesn't seem to share it

Who is controlling the fridge magnets?

Oh, it's the vacuum cleaners?

Knitted and smiling

And minding the gate till we all calm down

Forensic evidence

Has absolutely no bearing on today's item

But before you go, have you any spare bird seed?

Thank you, not interested, bye

The previously irresistible 8762 meets its match

Walkway to the stairway

To the Milky Way...

Quite a long way

The inflation of hairnets

This useful tool of repression may have just lost its effectiveness

Unfit to be buildings

An investigator has been called in

It must be these glasses

You've never looked so multifaceted

Only seconds remain

Our rubber-soled canvas rocket is about to launch

He rides the overnight express

No ticket machine can disturb him

They said they were builders

They might have been lying

This room we're in

I'm beginning to think it's all a fabrication

He was on special

But he sensed that something had changed

Every porthole tells a story

Did you hear the one about 

visual disturbances caused by ceramic headwear?

Spo-spo-spotted eggs

From spe-spe-speckled hens - and you should see what they wear

Golden pathways

Do try one - or several - today

The next thirty seconds

They could hardly move, so intrigued were they

by the subtle differences between them

All change

That winter he got new neighbours

A chunk of sea

On its way to work

Dental acquisition

These things are seldom straightforward