On the parade

You may experience a higher level of humidity

All hail the lightweight hen

She may be a relative

Advisors

Or alternatively, you could choose the bleeding obvious

Illusions on the six o'clock

Mind the reality gap. Especially if this is not a train

Nobody mentioned scones

The things communications carriers won't tell you

Fluffy Peaks

She also gives directions

They have to stand still

In order to hear that small hum

Second life of paper

Fig. 1: Detaining the small and quaint 

How improbable

There are people who say they've never seen the hummingelephant

Row row row

Mind how you go

Every day, a train

One day, a train on the same wavelength

Snagging fingertips

There are no manicures in the forest

Travel rug

 Some people tend to take things literally

I am the sound

I am the sound flying over your head

Beware the uphill

Beware it even more than stating the obvious

Indoor rain

"I began to wonder how long I'd been huddled in the fireplace"

Toasted twin boffins

A new unit of heat measurement has just been born

Barbed

But awfully well blow dried

A game of I Spy goes wrong

Perhaps they spotted the redundant caption

Hello watermark

Reunion of survivors of the Great Indelible Ink Flood

About that other dimension

People are calling it 'collage'

Arena pants

Only for ceremonial occasions

Boiled potatoes

Are worth a mention

You

It was the voice that travelled down the sleeve again

Roll on weekend

Grey elephant, always first one out the door on Saturdays

Something's coming

No, but look at that over there!

And quick, look here!

See, nothing's coming!

The illuminations

What was your next question?

Sea of distraction

It's not on the moon, it's in your head

Wind Driven World

Welcome!

Please take a moment to reorientate

Quizzical vacuity

Or do I mean visual acuity?

No, probably not

Watching carefully?

Good, because I'm only going to do this once

Take them

The transference of ideas, captured in high definition

Hospitality arm

Ushers reluctant people to their seats in a non-threatening manner

Message from a piece of string

The pen is mightier than the marketing

Moose alchemist

Put your hands up like so

Say to yourself "moose"

There!

A curious viscosity

It always comes on around tea time

They totter along

Don't you think they would like to meet me?

Watery

Come and swim in our tank, whispered the water

Bop ouch

Sting

Exclamation

Morning of the dilemma

How had all these sheds appeared overnight?

Bird like

Bird like man with beak nose, strutting walk and pocket full of seed

Oh, and good sense of humour

Heavy rain

Is especially attractive to very dry footwear

Any observer would

And several of them did

This morning at nine

I'm going to the shops. Is there anything you need?

Free them

Are vases restricting your plant life? 

You know what to do

Wait

I just want to tell you one more thing

Three moon street

Stand by for gentrification

Your florets

Well, they just deserve celebration. That's all I came here to say

Your ticket to the clown booth

If you're really sure you want one

Frayed over time

It's going to have to go to the fixer-upper