I've been meaning to mention

I bought a new pedestal

What the bee sees

Is an appalling taste in smoking jackets

I built a fence

But I made a ladder

What if it's not water?

And how long does it take to set?

Out and about with the moon

He's only just got his training wheels

Inadequate observation

It's no use blaming it on lost binoculars

How ghastly

All this tidiness is making my head ache

Quiet today

Maybe I'll just contemplate contemplation

Circulating

The air is circulating, the planet is circulating, and so are we

Tis a terrible thing

To suffer from a chilly neck

Hurry along please

This facical situation cannot be allowed to continue

While you were yawning

Absolutely nothing happened, nothing at all

Genie bottles

I'm sorry to break it to you, but it seems they look more like this

Winter static

Just keep your distance and you'll be fine

Sugar bowlers

And Samovar Man

You floated gently by

And I knew you would be mine

We stand for the fallen

Winter is a ruthless season

Swing those arms

That's what my personal trainer tells me

Do we have tails?

Because we didn't before we came in here

Snail shower

Nine out of ten meteorologists won't go out in one

The toys fight back

Nobody likes being told what to do

Terrible

The burden of over-long lashes

Now I think about it

I did have an idea once

Please stand by

Our auditory assistant is attempting to process your request

Intuited

I sense your disapproval. You think the tail is too much, don't you?

Giant Flower Syndrome

That's the one where each time you go out, you come home
with a big flower and everyone pretends not to notice

Faces with laces

For no other reason than tis the season

I feel like custard

Custard driving down the road in a fast chair

Cross country

A seemingly endless journey traversing cranky terrain

Tell the boss

I've found a spare

This is a picture about

Glue

Who are these two?

Ah, now I remember. These are the Pointed Reminders

Out there

Somewhere... people are doing something kind

Pruning

Some people just love it, but it leaves me feeling cold

The knock

And how to avoid it

Mister Marigold

And his clingy friend

In the ring tonight

It's that man from Number 53 again

Fluff washing day

Is it dry yet?

Here they come again

And this time they're more accurate

Inflatable flight

And I am the attendant

Dream legs

Exactly what I'd asked for

Hand me a hand

Said the man in the test cabinet

I've had a nice day

These ladies will now give me my bath

Sunflower substitute

Some weeks, you just crave something a little quieter

Herringbone

A reader asks: can you have too much?

Mouse Lake

Swans rent it out every autumn

T.T.F.N.

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Special locker

Only special after 9:00pm

Then we'll begin

As long as you're sitting comfortably, of course

Supporting larger birds

May require a collaborative approach