Don't tell me

 

I'm sure I'll remember your name in a minute

Not in this picture

 

 A twenty-storey sandcastle

An inflatable policeman

A horse selling ice creams

A legitimate reason for attending the publication of this blog post

Nine cats and a pink satin elephant

By the prickling of my woollen ears

 

 Something is coming and it's not acrylic

A bird girl in the evening

I thought I saw her; maybe I was mistaken

They came to tell us

 

 These paper heads are really uncomfortable

 

Not all pigs

 

 And not all unicorns

Tidy times

 

 This must be one of them

Star

 

 One of these people is not a sheriff

Let's see what she brings today

 

 Did you know she goes everywhere on foot?

 

Thread

 

For thread, read continuity

 

Your decorations dear

 

 They seem a little different this year

Well-oiled machine

 

 And the ghost who maintains it

Her implausible ways

 

 This one removes wrinkles

No, not you

 

 The one on the end

 

h O O ps

 

 It was a different world then. You jumped through them for your

own amusement

Regarding the carpet

 

He says he wants to keep it

Pom pom collision

 

 Now they're calling it a merger

What they mean

 

 When they say they're going to put you on hold

These are for you

 

I just have to work out where they go

 

 

Red branch

 

That's your address, do you think you can remember it?

 

Botanical study Tuesday

 

Just making a small observation, that's all

 

On the next evening

 Witnesses saw him leave by sedan fish

 

Undercoat

 

 It makes a substantial difference you know

I'd better do the bins

Said Frank. Said Nigel. Said Whatsisname

The cheese grating accident

 No exaggeration here, absolutely none. Or maybe just a little

Tears and the garden

 

Hay fever hostilities have now commenced

 

A prior engagement

 

I'm seeing my Wall Consultant

 

Rear viz

 

 

Know where you've been before you get there

Sponge finger forehead

 

 

Don't come here expecting answers
We are far better at questions, okay?

You know you are a social anomaly

 

 

When everyone you meet just wants to adjust the way you wear your hat

Sleuthing by firelight

Those BBQ tongs must be here somewhere

Sluggish dancing

A temporary substitute for enthusiasm

Reserved for dinner

A dinner for the reserved

They get in

You might as well accept it

Hands of a lady

How can you say it's unnatural?

At home with the inconspicuous

Each day spent quietly, the same as the one before

A winter's tale

Sometimes, if you go out early enough, you can catch them

Menace

Thanks for telling me, I'll watch out for it

Conformity check

Are we doing this right, do you think?

Five seconds later

Remind me, am I taking this off or putting it on?

Short pause for reflection

Thank you. It's okay to resume now

Dislocation in a suit

He insisted on making it himself

The purpose of sticks

Actually, sticks are not all that bothered about finding their purpose.

They go with the flow

Anyone in a suit

That's what it said on the invitation

While we wait on our spots

Wondering if the floor will be back tomorrow

They say it's the journey

Not the destination

My hand luggage and I

We speak the same language

Am I?

Am I in the chair?
Or have I become the chair?

Not to worry, it's going quite well. So far

Did you call the posture police?

You look as though you did

 

It's a misnomer

I am not a walking stick