A little dance

Have one, do one, be one

Factory hands

That's correct, it's an industrial strength pun

This bouquet

Pardon me a moment. I believe this is for you?

Suitor unsuitability

She asked him not to take it personally

but he was far too preoccupied with treading air

View from the sea side

Long distance swimmers may encounter unexpected offshore structures

Gothic

Traipsing through the draughty night,

wondering if the author could contrive

an ending involving marriage to her guardian

The point of pointing

By and large, it's to enlarge... the point

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Spiral Bound Salon

"And how does Madam like it?"  

There came a dark day

When the sun slipped down the back of the sofa

Electric butterflies

This is all we have in the file on electric butterflies

An advisory from our test kitchen

We'd like to talk to you today about the dangers of fairy bread

Behind that ride

Is the operator, and behind that operator is a large hole 

and behind that large hole is another ride, and behind that other ride

is another operator, and behind that other operator is

a very tiny mirror held by

a flea in a velvet suit

and on his lapel

is this

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When one goes out

One likes to have one's hot cuppas

Stereo branches

Open late into the night

Sopping sodden soaking saturated

Awfully wet 

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Dear diary

"I've begun to wonder why my family rustles when they should crackle"

Something you've never drawn before

Tigers dancing with roses in their teeth

By May Morgan, 5

Animals on the moon in space suits

By Daisy Morgan, 6

Horses in a fish and chip shop


Recently, Daisy, May and I
decided to take up the challenge to draw something new
to each of us. They seemed to thrive outside their comfort zone,
and clearly I should be going to them for drawing lessons.
Until then I'll probably go back to not drawing horses in fish shops.

My thanks to Daisy and May

Hot water

"Did you see that?" "No. What? Did you?"