There came a dark day

When the sun slipped down the back of the sofa

Electric butterflies

This is all we have in the file on electric butterflies

An advisory from our test kitchen

We'd like to talk to you today about the dangers of fairy bread

Behind that ride

Is the operator, and behind that operator is a large hole 

and behind that large hole is another ride, and behind that other ride

is another operator, and behind that other operator is

a very tiny mirror held by

a flea in a velvet suit

and on his lapel

is this

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When one goes out

One likes to have one's hot cuppas

Stereo branches

Open late into the night

Sopping sodden soaking saturated

Awfully wet 

Need portholes?

Desire a backward glance? We can help

Dear diary

"I've begun to wonder why my family rustles when they should crackle"

Something you've never drawn before

Tigers dancing with roses in their teeth

By May Morgan, 5

Animals on the moon in space suits

By Daisy Morgan, 6

Horses in a fish and chip shop


Recently, Daisy, May and I
decided to take up the challenge to draw something new
to each of us. They seemed to thrive outside their comfort zone,
and clearly I should be going to them for drawing lessons.
Until then I'll probably go back to not drawing horses in fish shops.

My thanks to Daisy and May

Hot water

"Did you see that?" "No. What? Did you?"

About scissors

The more you stare at them, the more exhibitionist they become

Quaint nation

We like oddities in our picnic areas

Pacing fingers

What can be going through their minds?

The power to elect

We give you: The Hats & Sausages Party

Guard

"Really, it's all right to stand down now and go to bed"

Armchair shift

The aim of the armchair shift is to shift the armchair

Wet

It rained all week at the holiday camp for shower heads

And paddlepops wear balaclavas

But not for the purpose of disguise

Though life be lurid

Polite hand signals will be available in the foyer